Choir Tips

I’m just your everyday choir kid

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gargling salt water might get rid of a sore throat but it won’t get rid of that attitude becky

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good morning to second sopranos only

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warming up before you sing is so 2017

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happy holidays to everyone except second tenors

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instead of matching choir robes for your next performance, consider wearing head to toe denim

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me: h-
second alto: um actually i sing tenor

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this summer, make sure to constantly email your choir director with suggestions for next year's music

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you didn't make honor choir? fling yourself directly into the sun

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a good way to make friends: tell everyone that you aren't like most girls, you can actually read music

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come in a bar too early to prove you're willing to take initiative

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take a sneaky nap in class by covering yourself in sheet music to blend in

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Sopranos, never ever sing from your diaphragm. The more breathy your voice sounds, the better

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Add choreography to all your songs. The audience will appreciate that you went the extra mile

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Audibly sigh whenever someone sings a wrong note because you wouldn't have made that mistake

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never show up to rehearsal because you're already talented and don't need to practice

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how to riff 101: shake your head up and down wildly while singing to create that christina aguilera effect

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casually speed up the tempo when singing, everyone will appreciate your leadership

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First sopranos, all that really matters is whether you think you can hit those high notes, not if you actually can

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if you have perfect pitch, remind everyone constantly that you have perfect pitch