Vincent Van Choke

⚔️ Black Belt |🥋 Rolling through life as a Dad | Teaching Chokes and life lessons

[Vincent Van Choke @ChokeArtist_]

This husband shit different… it might be better for some of y’all to just be baby daddies.

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You know it’s some gas when the weed man has to give you a disclaimer

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@luisjgomez Can you stab someone if your getting jumped?

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For your punches to have any power, you need to be rooted to the ground, but this takedown is gonna take you off of your feet so your punches aren’t gonna be nearly as effective as you think they are. Then you’re laying on your back and then what?

[Killshot KAEO 🎯 @ChampeaoKAEO]

I be tryna tell these mma niggas

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Shoutout to the Albanians they was not fucking around they did not let trumps daughter buy that island. Even after their crooked ass PM tried to change the law for them to be able to acquire it.

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@OGlex214 happy b day to the milfy crocheting baddie

[Vincent Van Choke @ChokeArtist_]

I was about to twister this guy at open mat and the professor said

“dang you cold blooded”

I said

“what belt is he?”

He said

“I dunno?”

The guy says

“im a purple belt.”

The professor said

“aww never mind twister that guy.” 😅

[Vincent Van Choke @ChokeArtist_]

Who are the worst customers for a drug dealer to have?

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@OGlex214 Aight when can I put my order in. I need some bald nigga beanies

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@starcades And I keep starting new ones like I don’t got a que waiting 😅

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@OGlex214 Okay you did that

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@Coach_Yac I don’t know if we would have to give up three first rounders for Max when it only took one first rounder, a second and third for Myles

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@mooniewya Damn this was me one time

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Why Adam22 gotta call it a blick just call it a gun

[P-Lo @p_lo]

Losing your composure is not 🅿️

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@VenusianAlchemy This is the guts 😂😂

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@mattyac_ Damn I had just forgot about this 😢

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@OGlex214 🥶

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@JiujitsuOtter Was running late missed my first match second match, I got DQ’d for doing a leg lock matchmaker let me move up a weight class and I got submitted and lost on points.

[HONEY🇵🇭🍯 @filuhpinaph]

Yall need to learn the social cues of when ur scaring the hoes

[Vincent Van Choke @ChokeArtist_]

Space Marine 2 is so chaotic, but I think my ADHD brain likes it