Gmorning
Weren’t we JUST here
Wasn’t it JUST Monday
This is a NEW Monday?
...
Okay
I grudgingly believe you
will grudgingly, GRUDGINGLY put on pants
Let’s go
DON’T CROSS ME OR I WILL START A BAND AND WE WILL PLAY YOUR LEAST FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC AND BECOME HUGE AND THE NAME OF THE BAND WILL BE YOUR CAR’S LICENSE PLATE NUMBER AND YOU WILL LOOK LIKE YOU GOT A VANITY PLATE WITH OUR BAND’S NAME ON IT OH MY GOD YOU WILL FEEL SO STUPID 😎
(by the way I'm having so much fun this is just what lyric writing looks like, it's crossword puzzles with ever changing boxes and your heart on the line)
*the phone buzzes*
The world: Lin did you see what the president tweeted about Puerto Rico???
Me: Not yet but lemme guess, was it the opposite of the truth?
The world: Yeah!
Me: Yeah, he does that.