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Halle downs way too many edibles at Lauren's wedding and says her brain is vibrating. Lauren's brother takes a full one and feels nothing: they used to eat them from the ground. Who had the wilder night, Halle or the brother? #ExtraDirty @ExtraDirty #ShroomGummies

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A listener's maid of honor made her cry on her wedding day and a bridesmaid had the planners remove her. Is there anything a bridesmaid should say to the bride that week? Full episode: https://t.co/OYsSWqqehw #ExtraDirty

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Half an hour before their rehearsal speech, the hosts ask the waitress to bring every drink at once so they are hammered in time. She says she's got them. Liquid courage or a bad plan? #ExtraDirty @ExtraDirty #Cosmopolitan

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The hosts recap their hammered rehearsal dinner toast: they picture everyone naked, then not everyone, eyes on one guy. Nobody could hear them off-mic. Then Halle's whole cosmo goes down her chest. Worse: the line or the cosmo? #ExtraDirty @ExtraDirty #WeddingToast #Cosmo

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Jordan's mom takes the mic at the wedding: he came out blue, no air, doctors said 50-50, nurses called every morning. She was not trying to be funny. Touching or too much for a wedding? #ExtraDirty @ExtraDirty #WeddingSpeech

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The hosts say the only things guests remember from a wedding are the music and the food, not the flowers or the lighting. Agree, or does the venue matter just as much? #ExtraDirty

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A listener writes in: her own cousin, the lead bridesmaid, called her the c-word on her wedding day and left her in tears. Another bridesmaid had the planners remove her. Right call or too harsh? #ExtraDirty @ExtraDirty #MaidOfHonor

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On the wedding debrief, Liv claims Lauren's husband Jordan showed up in a bondage kit, barking up the stairwell. Lauren insists it never happened. Who's telling the truth, Liv or Lauren? #ExtraDirty @ExtraDirty #RolePlayNight

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Liv and Lauren reveal Halle has a boyfriend and gush that he had his hands on her back. Halle chokes and spits up on herself. Who's more excited here, Halle or her friends? #ExtraDirty @ExtraDirty #NewBoyfriend

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Lauren's family has a tradition where the groom has to formally invite the cats to the wedding. The cats got invited for Saturday only, and Saturday was the only day it didn't rain. Would you risk skipping it? #ExtraDirty

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Liv was told one thing: stand right of the chuppah. She sits down, everyone sits, then Halle steps on her 8-foot train while the violins play. Worse moment: the sit-down or the rip? #ExtraDirty @ExtraDirty #Chuppah #WeddingFail

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Lauren explains a Ukrainian tradition: Jordan had to formally invite the cats over FaceTime. He invited them for Saturday only. Saturday was 70 degrees, Friday and Sunday rained. Real tradition or pure luck? #ExtraDirty @ExtraDirty #WeddingCats #Wedding

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Halle does not believe in dress codes, even on Halloween. Should a party be allowed to turn you away for not dressing up? Full episode: https://t.co/tktXMRgUSZ #ExtraDirty

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The host reads a listener's message from prep night before a big procedure, and her response is pure hype. Scary at that age, or no big deal? #ExtraDirty @ExtraDirty #Colonoscopy

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A listener's situationship got cozy with his ex. The host's options: red wine over his head, or an uno reverse. "I would catch a case". Wine over the head or the uno reverse? #ExtraDirty @ExtraDirty #Situationship

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Halle's doctor told her water is one of the basic foundations of life. She does not like the taste of water. Are you a water person or not? #ExtraDirty

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The host reads a listener story about getting pulled over mid-hookup while driving. Her take: "He got the dui which makes sense". Fair or not? #ExtraDirty @ExtraDirty #DUI

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The host imagines walking outside in nothing but paint: "My nipples would cut actual glass". She even wonders, "I don't know if that's illegal". Legal or not? #ExtraDirty @ExtraDirty #BodyPaint

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The host reacts to someone saying "I feel like she's homophobic". Her reply: "I have way too many gay men in my life" and "How did you get homophobic from this". Fair point or total misread? #ExtraDirty @ExtraDirty #Homophobia

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Halle says group costumes are for the girls, and a group of guys dressed up together is a red flag. Agree or is that unfair? #ExtraDirty