Joe Lopez

God, pancakes, & enough wheat to last the famine

[Zorblot @ZorblotReport]

Zorblot has officially declared the Jedi as a terrorist ran organization, calling for their arrest immediately! The Jedi feeling the pressure, devise a plan to dethrone Zorblot & bring peace to the galaxy. Will it work?

[Zorblot @ZorblotReport]

The DOJ, lead by Kash Patel, has released new evidence of aliens in the UFO Files. Skeptics were surprised to notice Zorblot's constant appearance throughout the files. What is your take?

#ufofiles #alien #news #aiart #maga

[Zorblot @ZorblotReport]

@joerogan Gets Emotional With Zorblot on his Podcast

#Joerogan #JRE #podcast #alien #zorblot #satire

[Zorblot @ZorblotReport]

Chimps fighting, frogs gaming, humans dueling…

We break it down for you LIVE

#alien #news

[Joe Lopez @Chomper490]

@MustardMannnn Caught one taking my lawn mower for a joyride earlier 🤦‍♂️

[Zorblot @ZorblotReport]

Earthlings across the globe report stolen goods and revel in chaos. Humans accuse Zorblot's Empire for the mischief. We bring in Zorblot to comment on the accusations. We bring you the news, and let you decide.

#Zorblot #Aliens

[Zorblot @ZorblotReport]

This morning Zorblot, leader of the Galactic Culinary Council declares Planet Earth unfit to participate in Taco Tuesday. Zorblot, impressed by Venus has replaced Earth in the intergalactic rotation.

#alien #ufo #lol #news #conspiracy #maga

[Joe Lopez @Chomper490]

@dividendology $SRPT

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@MrOH1O 41-13

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@UnnecRoughness

[Joe Lopez @Chomper490]

@LamerTown @lenny_padilla L take

[Joe Lopez @Chomper490]

@lenny_padilla Do not fall for the Drew Neitzel propaganda. Bryan Powell is the only one up here who dropped 28pts on Kirk Cousins (HOF professional athlete)

[Joe Lopez @Chomper490]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

One of the CRAZIEST endings in college football history 👀

[Michigan State Content @msucontent]

Michigan State’s 20-point 4th quarter comeback in the 2015 Cotton Bowl🙂‍↕️

[Joe Lopez @Chomper490]

@Crunchybongo @Rainmaker1973 This would make a great short story to write!

[Joe Lopez @Chomper490]

@ryderman02 @FanDuel @mattmurley19 I’d be fuming. House always wins I guess…

[Joe Lopez @Chomper490]

@BarstoolMSU Ez W

[Joe Lopez @Chomper490]

@RGIII @AdamSandler Air Bud had a great run

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Who is the biggest fraud in the NFL?