'Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave)

Media Inquiries - Please speak to my lawyer. You have to tell me if you're a cop. 7x World Champion - Best Vegan Gumbo. @bsidesorl Chairlizard - They/Them

['Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) @ChompyLil]

Ohhhh these jokers... I am chomping mad! Just you wait. I'm gonna Chomp you so bad... YOU GONNA WISH I DIDN'T CHOMP YOU SO BAD!

['Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) @ChompyLil]

This needs to be said…

['Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) @ChompyLil]

Don’t start nothin’, won’t be nothin’! This pilar of the reptile of the community was within Swamp Doctrine to defend themselves!
This is an outrage! Squatters rights! This was our home before your HOA arrived!

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Even though tied-up and restrained, an alligator can literally knock out a person.

This one did it with a head-butt near Orlando, Florida after being taunted.
https://t.co/fkaQY1j8yX

['Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) @ChompyLil]

@Rainmaker1973 This is an outrage! Squatters rights! This was our home before your HOA arrived!

['Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) @ChompyLil]

@BsidesORL @31337Magician @EanMeyer @sec_defcon @x25princess @ednas I turned down a role in a pilot showing on Magnavox’s new streaming platform, Mags+ for this! … It’s a brand reboot, ok. If you bail I demand my full event fee of $38.70 plus expenses paid immediately!

['Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) @ChompyLil]

@infosec_james @EanMeyer @AlexLuck9 The glow gives it flavor. It’s how Cool Ranch Doritos get their zig. I’ve said too much.

['Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) @ChompyLil]

@infosec_james @EanMeyer @AlexLuck9 I crave the ultimate Pop Rocks to satisfy my complex palette and I SHALL TAKE THEM FROM THOSE BEET TOSSING CAVIER SNORTING APOLLO CREED LOVING RED SEAMEN! YOU HEAR?!? I’ll be back for my atomic snacks; mark my chomp.

['Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) @ChompyLil]

@JamesLeyteVidal @catsuka They will be hearing from my attorney who happens to be a bad CGI gator!

['Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) @ChompyLil]

This is an outrage! https://t.co/VNGCAAgLcs

[Bsides Orlando @BsidesORL]

We couldn't be happier to have @VeilidNetwork joining us this October. Plenty of tickets still available.

https://t.co/kawcRMCtRp

[Bsides Orlando @BsidesORL]

We talk a lot about returning sponsors, but if it weren't for first-time sponsors there wouldn't be any returning sponsors.

Let's have a big Mecha Chompy cheer for first-time sponsor @ThreatLocker!

Welcome to the BSides Orlando family.

[Bsides Orlando @BsidesORL]

The third round of our #HackerBakeSale is LIVE featuring:
* the -->LAST 2<-- IWC Arc Reactor badges anywhere
* autographed books from our BHIS friends
* goodies from @ChompyLil's vault

https://t.co/F8QwRNJhO3

#BSides #fundraiser #badgelife #hackerswag

[Phillip Wylie @PhillipWylie]

If you didn't see my talk "API Security Through External Attack Surface Management," at @WWHackinFest last year, you can view it on YouTube.

[BSidesPR @BSidesPR]

You could be here, but you decided to go to the middle of the desert or a crowded city >.< for a CyberCon…. Just kidding!

Oh BTW #BSidesPR Call For Paper is Open!

https://t.co/pIuIsjoDyO

[Bsides Orlando @BsidesORL]

Like everyone else, we've been thinking about @IronwoodCyber's Tron badge from #defcon since last year.

Thanks to their generosity, we can help you get your claws on a 2023 IWC Arc Reactor badge! https://t.co/FdQAfvcvFn #BadgeLife #BSidesOrlando #Bsides #fundraiser

['Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) @ChompyLil]

@EanMeyer @BourbonInExile I’m the original Space Oddity. Bowie got the idea on a party boat with me in Cape Canaveral. I said, “Dave, I’m a gator, but I think of myself as a small part of the universe, not as a small reptile in the universe.” He said, “You’re a real oddity, Chompy.” The rest is history.

['Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) @ChompyLil]

@tabdido Truly, this is art. It’s visual poetry.
I will also be needing a licensing fee for using my likeness.

['Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) @ChompyLil]

It’s a little known fact we gators are incredibly cuddly and fiercely protective.

[Fake Disney Facts @FakeDisneyFact]

Chaos at Disney Springs as the animatronic animals from Rainforest Cafe get into a fight with the animatronic Dinosaurs from T-Rex

[Fake Disney Facts @FakeDisneyFact]

After extensive refurbishment, Universal has announced that Revenge of the Mummy is now 100% “curse free” and guests will finally be able to ride the ride normally without any interruptions

[Fake Disney Facts @FakeDisneyFact]

Last night, a storm knocked over a wall in Universal’s Diagon Alley, revealing the Jaws ride, completely intact, behind it