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I tweet what i want, bitch. ;3

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

I named my iPod 'The Titanic' so that whenever iTunes says 'The Titanic is syncing', I can cancel it and feel like a hero.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

Three reasons to stand up: 1. To get the remote 2. To go to the bathroom 3. Because you're the real Slim Shady

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted of excitement..

[lauren. @cyberbeautiful]

Hater: "RIP Justin Bieber" Me: "Yes he is a really inspiring person." Hater: "FUCK HIM." Me: "I'M TRYING BRO."