Simon McCarthy

Ruining the internet one tweet at a time. Pub manager. Likes beer.

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Actual images of the Owen Farrell appeal panel

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@Number10cat #larry4pm @ninaandmia

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@BeavertownBeer hey you, what’s up with the frothy cans? And not like in a good way.

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@BeavertownBeer why do your cans explode with foam??

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@puffinins 😂

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@johnlewishelp Hi Steph, my order has been with your delivery partner, Hermes, since Wednesday. Can you please advise if it will be delivered this week?

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@VodafoneUK

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@VodafoneUK 5G speeds in the middle of London?

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@puffinins 😂

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Now now @BBCNews let’s not beat around the bush. ‘Some’ = a shitload and ‘UK’s exit from the trading bloc’ = Brexit.

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@puffinins They’re everywhere!!!! 🦆

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@kennethnoflynn

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@CliveTheGriffin Cheers Clive, it’s been a busy couple of weeks! Hopefully catch up soon!

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@puffinins

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To add insult to injury @BrewDog CEO has now sent an email round all staff encouraging them to sign a counter letter dismissing the deeply-held fears of current and former staff. Deplorable stuff from @BrewDogJames

Please do not sign this letter.

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@puffinins Mao mao 😂

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@jamesmartinchef which French village were you in today, I missed the intro!

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@BBCOne #Eurovision what’s with the sound levels?

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When do we get a DS Murray Boulting spin off?! #unforgotten @mainstreetpics @ChrisLangWriter

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@puffinins 😳!

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@dialecticdingo @adriandoyle062 @BorisJohnson The greatest trick the Tory party played was convincing the working class they represent their interests.