Kassius Klay.

everything is everything.

[Kassius Klay. @Choochieee]

@SirStrange_ Shesssss backkkkk

[Kassius Klay. @Choochieee]

I’m dying my hair back red. It’s the end of my peaceful era. I choose violenceeeeeeee

[Kassius Klay. @Choochieee]

I’m trying to hear my inner voice but it’s whispering.

[Kassius Klay. @Choochieee]

I had every intention of going into the office today. But here I am…. In this bed rubbing my feet together.

[Historical Africa @historical_Afr]

Viola Fletcher, the last living witness of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has passed away at 111. Her legacy of strength and survival will never be forgotten. 🕊️🙏🏾

[Kassius Klay. @Choochieee]

Wack him again Bern!

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Today, Elon Musk, a trillionaire, pays the same amount into Social Security as someone making $184,500.

If we end that absurdity and lift the cap on taxable income, we can make Social Security solvent for 75 years and expand benefits by $2,400. My Social Security bill does that.

[Kassius Klay. @Choochieee]

But he’s still ugly so he’s broke lol

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Elon Musk has become the world's first trillionaire, with his net worth now estimated at over $1.1 trillion.

[Kassius Klay. @Choochieee]

I quit my job on Monday and my boss asked me to give her until the end of the month to quit. MY GOD!

[Kassius Klay. @Choochieee]

@unusual_whales @ThereGoesRhodes Let me go get my law degree.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: More than half of the publicly identified donors to President Trump’s White House ballroom project have won new or expanded federal contracts worth more than $50 billion, per WaPo

[Kassius Klay. @Choochieee]

Once I get out of this round of debt I will never be in debt like this before EVER again.

[kat @yslnadi]

you can’t teach this. it’s either in you or it’s not!!!

[Kassius Klay. @Choochieee]

@SirStrange_ All it had to be was a viable move… we would say fuck all this slave shit quick.

[Kassius Klay. @Choochieee]

I think I might go home in October and pay my student loans down.

[芸武 @SolRadiant7]

I love when my unserious ass friends have very serious, high-paying careers. why do you make 177k a year?!? HAVE THEY MET YOU???! 😭

[RealHousewivesRanked! @RankedReal]

“Talk to me when you have a HOUSE! Talk to me when you have a HUSBAND! Talk to me when you have a f*cking CAREER!… sucking dick is not a f*cking career B*TCH!”

I’d like to report a murder😭 #RHORI

[Kassius Klay. @Choochieee]

Mine was ADHD, this seems so small in comparison to the rest of the list. Yikes

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

If you're a millennial it's time to pick your midlife crisis:

1. Quitting alcohol
2. Running 10 miles before work
3. Divorce
4. Panic baby at 35 with wife you hate
5. Pickleball
6. ADHD diagnosis
7. Dressing like you did in 2004
8. Blacking out every weekend like you’re 21
9. Weekly hinge dates
10. Ice baths and saunas
11. Board games and craft beer in the suburbs
12. Getting into tattoos
13. Quitting your job to explore your “passions”
14. Plants and the environment
15. Traveling

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Reporter: The DOJ has this new fund — $1.7 billion. Why should taxpayers pay for the January 6ers?

Trump: Because in my world, loyalty outranks law. They broke the rules for me, so you pay the bill for them. That’s the transaction.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

The DOJ announced a $1.7 billion fund to pay Trump allies prosecuted by the government as part of the president's settlement with the IRS.

The new fund could pay claims to the likes of Jan. 6 rioters https://t.co/ZcgmJfQpPB

[Kassius Klay. @Choochieee]

I tasted my meal prep pot roast and my God… that is all. Lmao