Jerry Hatchett

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@elonmusk The deeper we go into the satanic abyss of transmania, the more of this we'll discover.

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Just a beluga whale casually playing fetch with a guy in the middle of the ocean

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

🚨BREAKING: Video of the Democratic mayor of San Francisco is going viral after he calmly walked away while his security detail was being attacked.

Mayor Daniel Lurie is seen watching his security officer struggle with a man, then turning and walking away as the officer is slammed to the ground, hits his head on the pavement, and is left bleeding.

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I don't think it was because he didn't think he could win. I think it was 100% about his ego, his constant need to be validated, in this case by being chosen by a "blue blood" with a big stadium.

He has himself commented that the old dynasty days are over, that it's a new era. Heck, his program at Ole Miss was the epitome of proving that, but then he ran back to the old way. Because of his ego.

And because narcissists are incapable of objectively evaluating things, he thought players would fly to him at the big logo. He never considered that every recruit in the country watched him abandon the team he built, AT THE MOST CRITICAL TIME IMAGINABLE, and that many of them are afraid he'll do the same thing to them.

That's my $0.02.

#HottyToddy

[The Tailgate Tent🏈⛺️ @TheTailgateTent]

So let me get this straight...

Lane Kiffin takes LSU job, stating that recruiting to LSU, the stadium, etc. as a better chance to win a Natty than Ole Miss.

Brings entire Offensive coaching staff, including stud OC Weis Jr who thinks they can land Chambliss if he gets waiver

Fires "King of Louisiana" Frank Wilson, LSU's best recruiter. Hires his RB Coach Kevin Smith because he thinks he'll bring Lacy

Ole Miss hires Frank Wilson

Lane tries to lure away Lacy, Chambliss, Carneiro, Echols and others

Ole Miss now has commitments from Lacy and Chambliss to stay - not a single Ole Miss starter has hit the portal and only one non-starter transfering to LSU

Ole Miss and Portal Pete have signed or projected to sign:

So Miss star LB Chris Jones (133 tackles LY)
Colo DL Jeheim Oatis
FL DT Michai Boireau (#4 DL in portal)
FL DB Sharif Denson
Baylor LB Keaton Thomas
DE Jonathan Maldonado
Aub stud CB Jay Crawford

Rumored to have Deuce Knight on the way
Rumored to have a top IOL Carius Curne coming from LSU

Ole Miss currently ranks 3rd in portal ranks, LSU ranks 56th per On 3

Oh...and Ole Miss is 1 game from a Natty

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

This is the antithesis of feminism. It is a point of view that was suppressed for half a century. Now it is breaking out with a vengeance, while the feminists—some of them now in their eighties— watch in stunned silence.

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@Asamatterof44 @Lane_Kiffin I think it's an effect of not enough rest. I noticed during pressers that sometimes he'd look fine and a few days later he looked 15 years older. And he looked AWFUL during that hot yoga footage.

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@EverythingRebs Yup, he did it to put on a show and it backfired. And it wasn't just him. LSU itself joined in and talked about how they wanted to help Ole Miss by allowing the coaches to coach through the playoffs.

<snicker>

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@CPhilly19 You clearly don't understand the targeting rule because this was a clean hit and the other was textbook targeting.

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@rjs199413 I'm not a big fan of the targeting rule, but the simple fact is that it's on the books and this hit was textbook targeting according to that rule. You seem to think you have to hit with your head. Not so. You can't forcibly hit the defenseless player's head, no matter how.

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@JessePalmerTV Any chance you could start a trend of pronouncing a defensive stud's name properly?

Sun-TARE-in Perkins. It's NOT Sun-Tare-ee-un.

Sun-TARE-in

Thanks!

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@Harriso08375749 @OldRowSports

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@prathameshtwts In addition to the fact that his wife is...HIS WIFE, she's also hotter than the GF by a long shot. So sad.

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@ClayTravis I've been daydreaming about this exact scenario for almost 24 hours.

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@EverythingRebs I like 8 home games. I don't like 9 SEC games. And it could be one of the nation's toughest schedules.

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@CalebSalersST This is OBVIOUSLY AI-generated. There's no way whatsoever a Manning, especially Archie, said something like that in public.

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@ColonelRebGhost Best looking uniform in college football.

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@BradLoganCOTE @PatMcAfeeShow Am I remembering wrong, or did Saban a few weeks before this say he thought Lane should stay at Ole Miss?

If he did, what caused the change?

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@EverythingRebs After Pete takes us to the top of CFB, reckon he might get more than 2 haircuts and beard grooms per year, LOL?

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@ATT @RebReport Where can I see the Trinidad Chambliss commercial?