Today in college basketball: The head coach of Illinois is posting AI-rendered images of himself in Balkan Cold War-era aesthetic after he landed a fifth commitment from player whose last name ends in "ic."
I called Amy Kaplan fat ONCE
She's been shown on screen for her tweets ever since, even though they get about 3 likes each
I'm actually MAKING careers with fat jokes this is insane
I might drop another one for the next PPV and get her a job on commentary 🐷 #UFCMexicoCity
my favorite Zion stat is that he's the most double teamed player in the entire player tracking era (since 2013-14)
the gap between him and the next closet person is equal to the gap between 2nd most doubled teamed player and the 100th most doubled team player
I know Mark Williams is sick to his stomach 😭 Daydreaming about Lebron/Luka lobs on national tv, now he's back to blasting tweaker in the locker room after a 20 point loss