Kristal Chopp Parody

Parody account. I'm not the real mayor. Sorry not sorry. This satire account is not afiliated with Kristal Chopp the mayor of Norfolk County Ontario

[Kristal Chopp Parody @ChoppParody]

Hahaha! Sorry not sorry my resolution is to make 2021 in #NorfolkCounty as miserable as 2020! #KristalTrump #ONpoli #cdnpoli

[Kristal Chopp Parody @ChoppParody]

Nine out of 10 citizens in #NorfolkCounty are now counting down my time left as mayor! #KristalTrump #ONpoli #cdnpoli

[Kristal Chopp Parody @ChoppParody]

It's Kristal Clear! I am in way over my head as #NorfolkCounty mayor! #KristalTrump #ONpoli #cdnpoli

[Kristal Chopp Parody @ChoppParody]

Look everyone! I am cold!!!! #KristalTrump #ONpoli #cdnpoli

[Kristal Chopp Parody @ChoppParody]

Lol! More embarrassing national news headlines for #NorfolkCounty this time calling my attack on nurses during #COVIDCanada appalling! #KristalTrump #ONpoli #cdnpoli

[Kristal Chopp Parody @ChoppParody]

Hippede chop chop hippede chop chop
Look at Choppy go! #NorfolkCounty #ONpoli #cdnpoli

[Kristal Chopp Parody @ChoppParody]

Look! The Old Boys Club is having the last laugh too! #KristalTrump #ONpoli #cdnpoli

[Kristal Chopp Parody @ChoppParody]

I no longer like Elf anymore! He says nasty things! #KristalTrump #ONpoli #cdnpoli

[Kristal Chopp Parody @ChoppParody]

This week's anger management session went well! #KristalTrump #ONpoli #cdnpoli

[Kristal Chopp Parody @ChoppParody]

Don't worry! I will resell the Hub lands for way more than we paid and I will make a lot of money for #NorfolkCounty taxpayers! #KristalTrump #ONpoli #cdnpoli

[Kristal Chopp Parody @ChoppParody]

I have my new mask on for #NorfolkCounty! #KristalTrump #ONpoli #cdnpoli

[Kristal Chopp Parody @ChoppParody]

Me saying other people are out of control on social media! #KristalTrump #ONpoli #cdnpoli

[Kristal Chopp Parody @ChoppParody]

My plan to chop the budget for office chairs for all #NorfolkCounty employees is going good! #KristalTrump #ONpoli #cdnpoli

[Kristal Chopp Parody @ChoppParody]

Lol! #NorfolkCounty staff have started using a new method to reduce the daily noise of me yelling at people at town hall! #KristalTrump #ONpoli #cdnpoli

[Kristal Chopp Parody @ChoppParody]

I'm a genius! I pick fights with nurses during a pandemic! #KristalTrump #ONpoli #cdnpoli

[Kristal Chopp Parody @ChoppParody]

I won by a lot! I am the best mayor ever in #NorfolkCounty! The most people ever attended my swearing in! #KristalTrump #ONpoli #cdnpoli

[Kristal Chopp Parody @ChoppParody]

Hahaha! Now CNN is talking about the Chopp disaster to! #KristalTrump #ONpoli #cdnpoli

[Kristal Chopp Parody @ChoppParody]

Lol! Council learned last night that I negotiated a land deal that #NorfolkCounty may not get it's $3 million returned after our Hub application failed! #ONpoli #cdnpoli

[Kristal Chopp Parody @ChoppParody]

My lips are sealed about if workplace bullying is now under an investigation at #NorfolkCounty town hall! #KristalTrump #ONpoli #cdnpoli

[Kristal Chopp Parody @ChoppParody]

I rule #NorfolkCounty! Don't you forget it! #KristalTrump #ONpoli #cdnpoli