Chops

Sports Enthusiast. Civil Engineer. Husband & Father. Stock Trader. Go Detroit Lions.

[Chops @Choppiness]

"Sometimes you get owies, sometimes you get your pants wet" Life advice from my two year old

[Chops @Choppiness]

@TigerLineTrades Exit Liquidity. Buy in next year sometime

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@Official_MrRic Do people still trade $AMC? Everyone who's bought this has to have losses?

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Yes!!!

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

‘How are you so focused under pressure?’

Me in 1995:

[Chops @Choppiness]

🤣🤣 Worth the 2 mins

[Markets & Mayhem @Mayhem4Markets]

gm 🤣

[Derick Hutchinson @Derick_Hutch]

Michigan basketball:

🟡 5-0 vs. rivals MSU/OSU
🟡 Won B1G by 4 games
🟡 Undefeated on road
🟡 Stomped everyone on way to Final Four
🟡 Destroyed fellow elite 1 seed Arizona
🟡 Beat current CBB dynasty UConn for title
🟡 School record 37 wins

The best team in program history.

[Chops @Choppiness]

Couldn't agree more #BTFD

[Quinten | 048.eth @QuintenFrancois]

Everyone is expecting:
- recession
- WW3
- black swan event
- huge market crash

Extreme doomposting is usually a good indicator that markets will go higher

[Chops @Choppiness]

Laughed out loud at this one https://t.co/N3WEuNPATJ

[Chops @Choppiness]

How long will this arbitrage opportunity last? Just minutes between Vegas lines and Polymarket updates. Smart guy!

[Marlow @marlowxbt]

ESPN filed lawsuit against Junior Sports Analyst. Demand: $2.3M compensation for illegal use of company internal data.

He worked there two years. Salary $68,000/year. Analyzed NBA spreads for broadcast.

ESPN lawyers provided evidence: his Polymarket wallet with 262 bets on games he analyzed on air.

gatorr. $831,439 profit. 262 predictions. Since November 2025.

→ Wallet: https://t.co/dV4s4m7olX

Trial lasted 3 days. ESPN tried to prove he used their insider information.

ESPN's problem:

Entire blockchain public. Every bet shows when he entered.

He bet AFTER Vegas lines already public. Zero insider info.

The wallet:

Only NFL and NBA spreads. 262 bets in 3 months.

Biggest win: put in $128,708, walked away with $270,464.

His defense:

Vegas shifts Seahawks line from -5.5 to -6.0. That's public information.

Polymarket lags 2-3 minutes. He buys at old price. Closes when market catches up.

Win rate 51%. Average win $19,800. Average loss $13,900.

Math. Not insider info.

Judge dismissed case.

Defendant used publicly available information. ESPN doesn't own Vegas lines.

ESPN demanded $2.3M. Got $0 and legal fees bill $47,000.

He quit day case closed.

ESPN paid $68K/year. He made $831K in 3 months.

Wallet still active. ESPN still hiring analysts.

[Chops @Choppiness]

@blondebroker1 IV crush......a new generation of traders gets their wings every ER 😆

[Chops @Choppiness]

Ever?

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

10 YEARS AGO TODAY!!!
Zach LaVine and Aaron Gordon competed in arguably the greatest dunk contest ever.

[Chops @Choppiness]

Wowza

[shah @shahh]

Next time you feel bad for missing something that mooned

Imagine being SBF:

- Put $500m into Anthropic, which would now be worth $70b.
- Held $60m in $SOL at $8 that would've been worth $2.1b at the top.
- Put $100m into Mysten Labs that would now be worth over $800m.
- Invested in Robinhood and held a 7.5% stake that would now be worth $10b.

Instead, everything got seized before they went up, and he missed out on $80b in profits 😭

[Chops @Choppiness]

@1769_alex Implied Violity is going up. Maybe you shouldn't be buying options if you don't know the basics.

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@AtoZ_Payton Which player in the Lions offense could potentially benefit the most with the new OC?

[Colton Pouncy @colton_pouncy]

They had the sixth-lowest three-and-out rate in the NFL from 2023-25 at 28.3 percent.

Teams above them:

1. Lions
2. Bills
3. Cowboys
4. Rams
5. 49ers

Below them

7. Ravens
8. Falcons
9. Dolphins
10. Packers

[Chops @Choppiness]

@JeffWolf12 Dude developed a top ten run offense while playing 9ers, Seahawks, and Rams twice a year. Loves multiple TEs and PA to support the Pass game, exactly what Goff needs. Frankie can go kick rocks.

[Chops @Choppiness]

@itsjwills They might have timed the top 😐

[#InGardWeTrust @JeffWolf12]

We love this guy! @_Johnblackwell1

[Chops @Choppiness]

@WiscoGrant @CBartWSJ One of the best engineering schools in the midwest, a terrible take.

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@JeffWolf12 Giants is a much better job.

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Dude is getting a blank check

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

In the first 45 minutes after John Harbaugh was fired this afternoon, his agent Bryan Harlan said he received calls from seven NFL teams expressing interest in his client.

There currently are seven NFL head coach openings, including Baltimore’s.