The One And Only Chops

Musician, Singer/Songwriter, Comedy Writer, Lord High Mayor Of Chopsylvania

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@mattgaetz voted "No" because it wasn't under 18...

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@MarkHamill Stolen Valor? No. Stolen Value Meal.

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@JaneotN

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@harris_wins

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@HeathMayo

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@Acyn

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@SykesCharlie

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@CalltoActivism

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@JDVance
These remakes are getting weird...

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These remakes ae getting out of hand...
#JDVanceIsWeird #JDVance #sectionalpredator #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpIsACoward #TrumpIsTooStupid

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@rolandhighlife Depends on if AARP will subsidize the cost...

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I was riding the subway at one o'clock in the morning and I saw a sign that said "All dogs and baby strollers must be carried on the escalator."
I thought to myself "Where the hell am I going to find a dog and a baby stroller this late at night?!"

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The spice rack collapsed in the kitchen where I work and dumped all of its contents on me, but I carried on without letting it bother me.
I'm a seasoned professional...

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@Jo_Caulfield The irony is that this knobhead hates brown people, yet he owned a tanning salon in Luton.

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