ChortlesSpaceRetort

WONKY ENTERTAINMENT LLC, presents CHORTLES SPACE RETORT, the World's First Relaxed-Person Shooter (RPS), for iOS.

It's about a sense of #SPACE.

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Last Stream for today. Tugrunner, you are one tough mother-humper! https://t.co/sNxlV0zblp

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Space Trucking Chortle, next stream coming up today! https://t.co/v6kEElnCN1

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Lastest Live Stream Chortles Space Retort beta v2.0 1/02/18! https://t.co/T5hTkDbYdX

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Check out next stream with audio! :) https://t.co/hO04zX301J

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CHORTLE'S SPACE RETORT v2.0, coming along. Live streams today!

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Reason Remix 062215 1644 by @FracturedVision now playing on @GasHouseRadio https://t.co/VfwxfRFWmZ

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Gameplay Tip: Good Retorts start by crippling power sources. Blow up the Red Power Generators. Some Retorts will be locked out until.

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CHORTLE'S SPACE RETORT v1.1 update!

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Tip of the Day: "Saves Ships Power" Rockets Rule. Plasma Weapons drain power, are short-ranged, deal less damage, but are replenishable.

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CHORTLE'S SPACE RETORT Screenshot

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Have you started your Retort today?

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@ChortlesRetort 'S SPACE RETORT is now available only 99 cents on the iTunes store. Grab it now help Chortle achieve his noble Retort!

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News on the upcoming release of CHORTLE'S SPACE RETORT, check it out at http://t.co/1DIqRIhhJd.

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An RPS video game: "Your reflexes don't have to compete with the speed of light, and, you're allowed to enjoy the trip and smell the roses!"

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What's an R.P.S. vid game? Many shooters frantic - nervous syst overload. RPS - smell roses, challenges/excitement remain. Beauty Pass Love.

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CHORTLE'S SPACE RETORT - Eraser's Simulation: http://t.co/ykguch6mtx via @youtube

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The InterStellar Space Portal has been known to "ring plasma" when operating at high energies: http://t.co/KBTautR6n4

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Orbital Mining Facility Communications Tower Cam: http://t.co/oNy5chBDLu via @youtube

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I'm attending Developer Patent Summit: Las Vegas -- https://t.co/HedHpJGvoh

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@BillGates I'd love to see some breakthroughs in battery technology. Imagine a 10x improvement in capacity and recharge time hits tomorrow.