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[Anonymous @ChorusBoyProbs]

Dear Lord, give me the strength to act thru this spirit gummed mustache. Amen.

[Anonymous @ChorusBoyProbs]

Chorus Boy: "Well that's harder." Choreographer: "Harder...but better."
#wisewordstoliveby

[Anonymous @ChorusBoyProbs]

Thank god I have a gym membership. I really need to pee and I KNOW that man in a wheelchair in line at starbucks is about to take a shower.

[Anonymous @ChorusBoyProbs]

I saw many a female nipple at my partnering audition today. Not cool. #chorusboyproblems #boobscreepmeout

[Anonymous @ChorusBoyProbs]

This holding room smells like poppers and regret. #ChorusBoyProblems

[Anonymous @ChorusBoyProbs]

Chelsea Studios?! Really? Never heard of it...

[Anonymous @ChorusBoyProbs]

Somebody in this holding room has some STANKY biscuits.... #ChorusBoyProbs

[Anonymous @ChorusBoyProbs]

'Whatever Lola Wants' always gets all the attention, but really 'A little Brains, A Little Talent' is a far superior number.

[Anonymous @ChorusBoyProbs]

I'll bring my American Apparel tank top in every color just to ensure I'm not wearing the same outfit as another chorus boy- embarrassing!!!

[Anonymous @ChorusBoyProbs]

At my audition today, I cooter slammed in heels while improvising 3 eight counts and telling a joke... Just another day at the office.

[Anonymous @ChorusBoyProbs]

No, I won't have sex with you for a job! However... if I see you in the steam room at the gym, all bets are off.

[Anonymous @ChorusBoyProbs]

The coat rack at the gym is not the lost and found. I want my umbrella back.

[Anonymous @BWAYProblems]

I'm not sure if that forced arch hinge layout is entirely appropriate for this moment. It's a riot.

[Anonymous @ChorusBoyProbs]

I'm not sure if that forced arch hinge is entirely appropriate for this moment. #ChorusBoyProblems

[Anonymous @ChorusBoyProbs]

This dance belt feels like it has teeth...