Chosen Grandma

I'm a veteran of the 3rd and 4th Wars for Terinthia and master with a sword and knitting needles! I love all my grandkids!! Even the dwarven ones!!!

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No sweetie Demonsbane is my cat. You're thinking of Wolfsbane LOL!

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A group of adventurers want me to join their quest to kill the Dark Lord but I don't know if I can afford to leave my Demonsbane unattended!

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Many of the g-kids are off to High University! Crazy!! It seems like just yesterday Zathania was sprouting from a Quarna pod!

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The last time a bunch of entitled little boys marched about with the Dark Lord's banner in *my* land, I rained hellfire down on them.

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You know Sheryl from Bridge Club? Her son is looking for someone to date. Would prefer a humanoid, but aquatics are ok too (he's a dragon)

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I'm late to play Bridge!! No honey not the card game, a few of us head down to the Carissian Bridge and challenge travelers to duels.

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The cat? No sweetie, I'm holding a demon in my basement. He has another millennia on his sentence but he likes leftover cake when I have it.

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I'd love to stay and visit more but I need to get home to feed Sprinkles!

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Kids these days are so lucky to have wands! When I was young we had to memorize tomes and perform blood sacrifices!!

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Questing? Oh no. Someone would have to look after my garden. Otherwise, my wolfsbane might devour the village!

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Does anyone know a gluten-free substitute for sting-wheat? I'm making a health potion but Pim has Celiac

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Listen Karen it's okay that you're attracted to humans, I know plenty of elves that are happily married to humans

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My little g-kids Saranoth and Taranoth need sweaters for the ice caves of Yandor! Now where'd I put my dragon bone knitting needles??