ChosenOne

Joyboy /Manchester United fan/ Breast lover

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

if you like fall for that “you are only one touching me” gimmick 😂😂

dem go use “cuck” “loser” and plenty english whine you when you talk truth but we know what happens in real life 😂

[fimlex @fimlex2]

“If you’re touching me you’re the only one touching me, i don’t play about my body”
Like 5 different guys go de happy as dem see that tweet, all of them go come take her more serious wan invest in her😂😂😂💔
Girls get tactics gan.

[Mike @osemike300]

Both are private chefs aside one being white and the other being a Nigerian can you list the difference between the two🤣

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

The funniest person on this TL yesterday is someone who said Ex President Obasanjo is easy to access because they saw him twice in Abeokuta.

Someone had the pull to bring an ex president to a show where he roasts people and you’re saying it’s not a feat.

We joke too much.

[BIG D.C🦅 @tourwithjosh1]

I like women who like me. I don't convince women who don't. Period.

[36kinniun media👑 🦁 🕊 @fattylincorn_01]

“Valentine has just written that Mr. Peter Obi didn’t pay staff of the water corporation because it was a moribund agency. The question is, “how did a moribund agency get budgetary allocations for salary payments in 2009, which was diverted as loan to a contractor?”

[BIGGEST LION 🦁 @xquire147]

If money is enough to make her leave, then maybe you didn’t lose a good woman. You lost someone who valued your wallet more than your worth.

[SWAGUU @seyi_vibez]

Plenty money but I no fat - Wizkid

[DAHBOSS 💸 @dahboss_vibez]

Are you telling me people still fall for this scam ? 🤦‍♂️

[Emir of Port-Harcourt @WOkene]

Falz calls Nigerian politicians “ole,” yet his father, who defends these same politicians in court, is called a “human rights activist.”

No wam

[Souljah @jeffphilips1]

Your godfather was trying to help some of the criminal elements to rob the entire country.

Late Gani Fawehinmi was the last of the true activists for good governance and the common man in Nigeria. Every other one after him is just after fame and their pockets, including you.

[BreakTudo Awards @breaktudoawards]

Wizkid (@wizkidayo) ✨ está indicado a Artista Masculino Internacional no BreakTudo Awards 2026! 🏆

🗳️ Vote em Wizkid no site https://t.co/76hXlNEhPo até 17 de outubro.

#BreakTudoAwards #Wizkid

[Black_Melanin🥰 @itz_taser]

Private chef Abroad VS Private chef 9ja

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

4. My money is my money. His money is our money.

[R @RotimyRudeBoi]

One of the best songs ever recorded and produced! Hall of fame

[ŘėäłĆħäÐ @0neCHAD]

Womèn don’t chèat online, but they’re always be the ones staging a serious wàr whenever the ‘DNA’ topic comes up 😂💔

[ChosenOne @ChosenOne132]

@Dominos_UK That should be Arsenal

[Dutchess🌹💞 @Dutchess699031]

Yet when you get to your 30s you become so desperate to get married that you start going to the church to find your MIRACLE HUSBAND... Have you seen any man displaying that level of f00lishness inorder to get married??

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

"Go for a woman you can afford"

TRANSLATION: Find a prostitute within your budget.

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

@davido I got nun to say to u my boy! I can retire today and you still not on my level. You be influencer with a song writer . Wish u well ✌️