ChosenRuler

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“your future depends on you”

my brain cells:

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

a decision was made here

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Fox News and Facebook did to our parents exactly what they said video games would do to us.

[ChosenRuler @Chosen_Ruler]

Met this sweet old lady today and she’s perfect!

[ChosenRuler @Chosen_Ruler]

@oreoeocat @chewberts oh my god

[Anubis @eduantao]

Eu fingindo estar bem com uma situação que claramente está me afetando

[Anubis @eduantao]

Eu tentando dormir na noite anterior a algo importante

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 2:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Getting into the best sleep position but then you need to pee

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I loan it out in June.

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

June 1st - June 30th

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels getting caught working out in your room

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[weather @dsxf234161]

everybody transgender

[Muvs 🐦‍🔥🇦🇷 @Youknowhodis_]

Nutted in 3.14 seconds call that cream π

[Victoria @wuraa_olaaa]

people who have twitter but never tweet anything

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[ChosenRuler @Chosen_Ruler]

Sometimes that little headbutt from your cat is all you really need.