A Pimp Named Little Miss Pineapple Pete 👨🏻

throw some cheese at this broke ass cracker 🍞

[A Pimp Named Little Miss Pineapple Pete 👨🏻 @Chow_Mein23]

dairy: 100
me: 0 and in shambles 🛌

[A Pimp Named Little Miss Pineapple Pete 👨🏻 @Chow_Mein23]

been getting a lot of desperate housewife content lately…sign i need to do a rewatch

[A Pimp Named Little Miss Pineapple Pete 👨🏻 @Chow_Mein23]

humidity working in my favor as usual when I have my hair out 🤩

[A Pimp Named Little Miss Pineapple Pete 👨🏻 @Chow_Mein23]

me camp rock movie just called me old with the dust blowing and why is the noom noom noom girl the lead 🥱

[alan b. @inceptstellar]

apple store employees when you ask them if the phone you just bought for $2000 has a charger included

[A Pimp Named Little Miss Pineapple Pete 👨🏻 @Chow_Mein23]

so no one was gonna tell me there was a desperate housewives convention happening… right right 😐🥱🫩

[A Pimp Named Little Miss Pineapple Pete 👨🏻 @Chow_Mein23]

spain’s not any better but better than argentina getting another win

[A Pimp Named Little Miss Pineapple Pete 👨🏻 @Chow_Mein23]

ARGENTINA LOST 😛

[A Pimp Named Little Miss Pineapple Pete 👨🏻 @Chow_Mein23]

girlfriend…fiancé…wife…MOTHER 🫪
lets slow down a bit 🤥

[A Pimp Named Little Miss Pineapple Pete 👨🏻 @Chow_Mein23]

kenzie has me agreeing with a man rn 😮‍💨

[jj. @jameelajoie]

This year’s love island, both US and UK, have been experiments in psychological warfare against women.

[A Pimp Named Little Miss Pineapple Pete 👨🏻 @Chow_Mein23]

KEEP GAL AWAY FROM AMORA AND CARL PLSSSS

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and gal PLSSSS

[A Pimp Named Little Miss Pineapple Pete 👨🏻 @Chow_Mein23]

who do i need to pay to get titi and kc OUT OF MY VILLA TODAY (and sincere too mans is panicking)

[A Pimp Named Little Miss Pineapple Pete 👨🏻 @Chow_Mein23]

broadway show 🙂‍↔️
megan the stallion concert 🙂‍↕️

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DANIEL CAESAR AND FAYE WEBSTER
DANIEL CAESAR AND FAYE WEBSTER


[A Pimp Named Little Miss Pineapple Pete 👨🏻 @Chow_Mein23]

you got to suck it to savor it 👀

[A Pimp Named Little Miss Pineapple Pete 👨🏻 @Chow_Mein23]

ok so like who’s poking my voodoo doll rn ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

[A Pimp Named Little Miss Pineapple Pete 👨🏻 @Chow_Mein23]

no bc if i’m not at zach fox’s dj set on Feb 20th… there will be CONSEQUENCES 😮‍💨

[A Pimp Named Little Miss Pineapple Pete 👨🏻 @Chow_Mein23]

tweeting for the first time in months to bash a groundhog but 6 MORE WEEKS OF WINTER…someone fire this groundhog NEOW

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i need 78 degree weather with some and a gentle breeze NEOW