Churd in real life

If you’re not tripping on acid while reading my tweets you won’t find any of them relatable #girldad

[Churd in real life @Chowder_2020]

@dwight604 Bully McGuire bears all

[Churd in real life @Chowder_2020]

I’m just a Tom Petty in a world full of heartbreakers

[Churd in real life @Chowder_2020]

I like the idea of the World Cup but I could not care less about it

[Churd in real life @Chowder_2020]

I bet Timothée Chalamet is pretty happy right now but he’d probably be pissed if the Knicks lost like tf? Bipolar much?? #thatscrazy

[Churd in real life @Chowder_2020]

I’ve recently become a big fan of Logan Paul’s content

[Churd in real life @Chowder_2020]

Seeing the Japanese flag at the end of every poop brings a tear to my eye everytime🥹

[Churd in real life @Chowder_2020]

@dwight604 Hot take

[Churd in real life @Chowder_2020]

Epstein this, AI that, I miss the simpler days of mewing and edging😔

[Churd in real life @Chowder_2020]

my flag is not green or red. its white... I give up, leave me alone

[Churd in real life @Chowder_2020]

@PiListingNews @grok 33

[Churd in real life @Chowder_2020]

Terry Pegula should never see a microphone ever again

[Churd in real life @Chowder_2020]

Hot take: twitter has really lived up to its true potential since Elon ruined it

[Churd in real life @Chowder_2020]

Does anyone have any G fuel they can spare? If so dm me privately

[Churd in real life @Chowder_2020]

I’m done capping. Do yall still cap??🧢

[BillsMafiaBabes @BillsMafiaBabes]

We’re unsure who to credit, but this wins the internet today.

[Churd in real life @Chowder_2020]

Fire McDermott.

[Churd in real life @Chowder_2020]

Why do girls think they’re special just cuz they’re girls

[Churd in real life @Chowder_2020]

@will_pratt_ Stop sleeping on van dyke. He’ll be dead as fuck soon