Chralsemalse

Each time I log onto "X" I have what they call a "Stroke".
I genuinely think this Website is cursed or something.
I drew an Identical PFP of myself, it's pretty

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@cuteonlyvibes Grey Water

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@Wicked_Sable It’s always those Fihhh’s.

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@TheGameVerse I’d say “Erhm, what the sigma?”. And then I’d tell them “TV head Men are expensive and could cost us a whole Skibidi invasion, resulting in us being inslaved to do their bidding. So don’t do that again.” And then I’d probably go to bed with a Polaroid photo of the the tv and cry.

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@BAK_BOKSSAN Me. It reminds me of me.

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@uttersoap If Steam was green, I’d become a war criminal commiting thousands of hate crimes and more.

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@EeveeMaster22 There is only one answer and that’s green on S! The rest is bottom SUPER F Tier.

BE ONLINE!
OR BE OFFLINE!
OMEGA CHUD ENERGYYYY!!

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@Karaoke_Melodie Very Strong indeeeeed!

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I was taken by a portal and sent to a world with all kinds of whimsical things. There was zombies and flying eyeballs at night!!! However! One day I went fishing and I found this guy called "The Scraggler" he was lowkey chill, and probably the nicest thing I've ever talked to!!!

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@Karaoke_Melodie Ah, don't worry about it, I will probably get out any time soon. Cause no world can actually withstand my superstitious aura. Cause I am so cool and strong and cool and strong and cool and strong and cool and strong and did i forget to say I was cool and strong?

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@Karaoke_Melodie You do NOT wanna know... There's this guy named "Andrew" and he wants me to like... Save the world and stuff, but I ain't doin all that. The most important thing is The Scraggler guy, such a funny guy... He did however say he would "Scraggle" me... Whatever that means...

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Remember when I said I’d escape on the 24th? No? Well, I am quite late, apparently that secret organization had all kinds of monsters they call “Es See Pees”, kind of stupid name. Anyway, they really made my escape tougher than I thought!!! But I’m out now! Definitely went off!

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@Karaoke_Melodie Then just put them in your pocket! BOOM! Easy escape with your friends and girlfriend included!

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I’ve done did it again. Some secret organization have locked my ass in a cell! Luckily they’re idiots and haven’t CHECKED my ass. I still
have a phone cause of that, now I play Roblox as I wiat. Wait. I forgot phones don’t have infinite power. They apparently call me D-7738…

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@Karaoke_Melodie Well, in that case. You should just sneak out at night! That’s how every daughter gets out, amirite?

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@Karaoke_Melodie Nooo, you’re overreacting.
I assure you, last time I endlessly got tortured by a spider god, I just said no, and didn’t give consent to it, and boom suddenly I was free!!

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@Karaoke_Melodie Yeah, it happens! It’ll be over soon. I swear!

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@Karaoke_Melodie We all have once in a while. Mine is my annual diarrhea month. If only you knew!

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@Karaoke_Melodie It’s literally a secret organization prison, I don’t think we got anything in here other than mad personal calling me all kind of slurs. And weird creatures from the depths of hell. It’s like Area 51 I swear!
I ordered like 3 Big Mac menus.

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@Karaoke_Melodie Only if you sit in here with me!

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@Karaoke_Melodie Goood!
I ordered McDonalds to this place.