Chris McCormack

[Chris McCormack @Chris01976]

@insultsrare ??

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@ashmonsterftw @killstar You remind me of the Violet Orlandi who sings in the metal version of "listen to your heart" with Leo Moracchioli

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@Platonakii Borderlands will for sure! Games go forever

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@iScream_Queen Nah they're all pricks

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@eliistender10 Better question would be who hasnt

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@Platonakii What do you call thinly sliced potatoes? Scalloped potatoes.
Thinly sliced potatoes in batter? Potato scallops.
Absolutely no cake making involved. You're welcome

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@BULLSEYENICK198 @Platonakii I've seen the aftermath of a bite off one of these and it's not good.

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@Platonakii We have pet spiders. Size of your hand. But these little fuckers get slaughtered quick as I see em. Huntsman are welcome in my house cause they eat these. I love spiders. These guys are not considered spiders imo

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@Blackragedc1 Games are both just amazing. Absolutely loved them both. First one moreso, but forbidden west was great

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@Platonakii Promises Promises

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@Platonakii If you get duck, you can use the joke with the Mrs "Duck down and give a quick BJ". It really isn't as funny when you say "Goose, down and give me a BJ". They definitely don't find the latter funny at all

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@NRL How to be injured for the majority of the season but still demand a fortune. Great player and I think he's a great bloke, but Souths are better off without him imo

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@Bubs_11 Seriously!? Have a look at t any other Australian player with 88 tests. Have a look at Don Bradmans. They're hats, they get worn and torn.

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@Blackragedc1

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@Blackragedc1 Well you'll produce tomorrow 🤷

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@PeteAndo77 I would definitely need to change my wetsuit. And I would also need to do it in fucken uluru

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@Blackragedc1 When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much...

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@hojichakay @Ben1Oinches @melanie_mhs Me either. Get notified of just dumb shit. About to delete twitter. Shit drives me insane

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@B1GCabals It's not something I'm proud of...