Secret Agent Randy Beans

Esteemed professional. FSU and Bills fan. Avid TJ Watt and Caleb Williams Hater. Drake Maye Stan. Big East for Life. The man needs to eat the shit.

[Secret Agent Randy Beans @Chris147Bacon]

Elon Musk is the first trillionaire but if both of his companies disappeared today, I don’t think there would be much of a difference

[Secret Agent Randy Beans @Chris147Bacon]

Why was a home and home with Alabama and getting 7 ppg center from FAU changed my opinion about Seton Hall basketball

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

NEWS: Alabama and Seton Hall will start a home-and-home series next season in Tuscaloosa, according to a source.

Return game in Newark in 2027-28.

https://t.co/h3zxgFkbnF

[TCL @TitleTalkTCL]

Mike Vrabel breaking up with Dianna Russini the minute the AJ Brown trade is finalized

[Secret Agent Randy Beans @Chris147Bacon]

Every once in a while I’ll remember the bills hired Joe Brady as head coach and I hate it

[Secret Agent Randy Beans @Chris147Bacon]

Fuck me

[Transfer Portal @TransferPortal]

BREAKING: Seton Hall transfer forward Najai Hines has committed to UConn🐺

https://t.co/T3xTfeY37c

[Secret Agent Randy Beans @Chris147Bacon]

I hate my fucking Chud life

[Jeff Borzello @jeffborzello]

NEWS: Seton Hall guard Budd Clark is entering the transfer portal, sources told ESPN. Second-team All-Big East selection averaged 12.7 points, 4.9 assists and 2.0 steals last season. Also earned All-Defensive Team honors.

[Secret Agent Randy Beans @Chris147Bacon]

Dads geeked #USA

[Pete B. @petebvt]

The selection Sunday show is off the rails

[Secret Agent Randy Beans @Chris147Bacon]

I gotta start hooking up with white women

[Secret Agent Randy Beans @Chris147Bacon]

I would like to hear what the left has to say about this one

[Secret Agent Randy Beans @Chris147Bacon]

SYBAU😹😹😹

[Nick Petralia @NickPetralia_]

“I feel great. I’ve been here for 5 years. My job was to come rebuild the program. That’s what I did… We had great success, great wins, and now we’re navigating through a storm.”

- Earl Grant on how he feels after BC’s win over Wake considering the noise around the program

[Secret Agent Randy Beans @Chris147Bacon]

I have a working theory that only Latinas are attracted to me

[Secret Agent Randy Beans @Chris147Bacon]

Happy Friday

[Secret Agent Randy Beans @Chris147Bacon]

Hot take: Miami OH will NOT make the tournament. Remember this tweet in march.

[Secret Agent Randy Beans @Chris147Bacon]

@StudMuffinMaga1 Powers of the ball bong in play here

[Secret Agent Randy Beans @Chris147Bacon]

Kenny Minchey is an AI generated portal QB and nobody can tell me otherwise

[Secret Agent Randy Beans @Chris147Bacon]

I would like to buy a ton of Stefan Vaaks stock #fuckrepole

[Secret Agent Randy Beans @Chris147Bacon]

One of the most insane skill position rooms and couldn’t even make the CFP

[Secret Agent Randy Beans @Chris147Bacon]

If you think the Somali day cares are “racist”, you are whats wrong with America