christopher Taylor

Love metal, Love rock, Love my girlfriend, Hate trains \m/

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

All the lads tested positive

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I don't create complex marine ecosystems in your landfills, so please don't dump shit in My oceans.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

America: where minorities, for good reason, fear getting shot, and white people, for no reason, fear getting shots.

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Hey, remember when Dad hid million year old fossils on a 6000 year old earth just for a laugh

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Homosexuality is not a choice, but homophobia is.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm not sure how much longer I can save the Queen after this. #HarryandMeghanonOprah

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The worst people in the world couldn't be the worst people in the world without the faith and support of the dumbest people in the world.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Acquit him once, shame on you.

Acquit him twice, fuck you.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Retweet if you agree.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Impeached once, shame on you.
Impeached twice, fuck you.

[christopher Taylor @Chris2468Taylor]

@PodcastPharaohs We do have potatoes. Two potatoes

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Now is a time for unity.

So were the last four years.

And the previous 200.

It's ALWAYS a time for unity, you divisive bastards.

[Loudwire @Loudwire]

A LOT of metalheads are health care workers. Thank you all. You deserve free concert tickets for life 🤘

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Impeaching may be too late but he certainly deserves it, many times over. This may be the best reason: impeaching now would stop him in 2024. He’s not fit to be president of anything, let alone a country. He’d be deeply evil if he wasn’t too incompetent to achieve even that.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The fastest red card in a football game occurred just two seconds into the match. Striker Lee Todd remarked “fuck me, that was loud" when the whistle to start the game was blown, and was promptly shown a red card.

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Fuckin socks again!!

Don’t know why I bother with you lot

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Delighted to receive today in Oxford my first dose of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine. Everyone should take it as soon as they have the opportunity. No side effects so far, by the way.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

As well as children. St Nicholas is the patron saint of sailors, fishermen, merchants, broadcasters, the falsely accused, repentant thieves, brewers, pharmacists, archers, pawnbrokers, unmarried people and prostitutes.