Christopher Red

A Gentleman is simply a patient wolf

[Christopher Red @Chris24Red]

When a dude with no money is tryna hop in the VIP section.

[Christopher Red @Chris24Red]

Going out to eat $100
Groceries for a day $100
Door Dashed food $100
Wake up $100
Breathe $100

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[Christopher Red @Chris24Red]

Friend: Wanna do another shot?

Me

[Chobani Alexander @ChobaniChobani]

There’s a special VIP section in hell for men who pee in public restrooms with the seat down @Chris24Red

[Christopher Red @Chris24Red]

Take me back to 2007 when T Pain dropped “Buy You a Drank” and people could actually afford to buy others a drank.

[Christopher Red @Chris24Red]

Read and Retweet 🦅

[Jennifer Allen @thatphillylife1]

https://t.co/Z441oZd5QV

[Jennifer Allen @thatphillylife1]

My latest take on our Eagles 🤦🏼‍♀️🖤💚 https://t.co/xpjDI0tH9H

[Christopher Red @Chris24Red]

Me drunk watching my pizza rolls cook in the microwave

[Christopher Red @Chris24Red]

#Cyberpunk2077 #XboxShare

[Christopher Red @Chris24Red]

💯

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

If these bums are goats, I’m the slaughterhouse.

[Christopher Red @Chris24Red]

What do you call an Italian Ginger?

A Cheeto Guido

Please don’t delete me

[Christopher Red @Chris24Red]

@CNN Only 2 things certain in life. Death and Taxes.

[Shawny Hill @ShawnyHill]

“Bad things happen in Philadelphia....”

Philadelphia:

[Christopher Red @Chris24Red]

Man, my kid better not come to me when he’s older talking about can you help me with my history project. Gunna send him back to school with 6 full packets of memes.

[Christopher Red @Chris24Red]

People be like “do what makes you happy” then complain when I wanna fight someone. Pshh

[Christopher Red @Chris24Red]

If you’re Italian and from Philly I’m addressing you with “Jawnjourno” from now on.

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Is it too much to hope for responsibility and consistency from our leaders? We expect the men and women in government to be our role models. If they can't abide by their own standards to beat the virus, then we need new people in charge. No one is above this.

[Christopher Red @Chris24Red]

The year 2020 in a nutshell

[Christopher Red @Chris24Red]

It’s like every celebrity I grew up on is on some other shit. Will with the strange marriage. Every other could be a pedophile. And somebody please go check on Brittany Spears.. #2020 👀

[Christopher Red @Chris24Red]

Holy shit. You can close the @YouTube app and the music still plays!? 2020 might not be the end of the world after all!