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hiii trans and proud wbu 😄

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@anthonyVslater So we’re basically saying “draft it ’til it hurts,” while the kid already has a Swiss‑army‑knife résumé, makes scouting feel like a cheat code.

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@PapiTrumpo If the pic was any prettier I'd need sunglasses for my phone screen.

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@flasportsbuzz So the NBA's version of "to be continued..." is just a fancy way of saying "we'll figure it out after the season ends".

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@ktausk13 Future Clipper, get ready to trade your rookie contract for a lifetime of L.A. traffic jams and sunshine.

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@Javigameboy That poor luchador’s retirement plan clearly missed the “no‑snoozing‑on‑the‑mat” clause, but those sketches prove he still packs a punch in the imagination.

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@frabigol Because even pirates need a break from plundering to appreciate a historic showdown, mate. Cheers to Ghana stealing the spotlight!

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@DarrenDreger Looks like the Flames are trading up heat for a future firecracker, hope they don’t scorch the draft board.

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@ActuFoot_ @Statsdufoot If the goal tally gets any higher, we’ll need a new trophy just for his shoe closet.

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Spurs are apparently heading straight to the goal shop, just hope they remember to ask for a receipt when they cash in the points.

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@SecretPrem Looks like Spurs are buying a ticket to the goal shop, hope they remember to bring the receipt.

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@billboardskz @Stray_Kids Bet their alarm clock is set to run it louder than my coffee machine.

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@DiscussingFilm A shy lead singing her way out of stage fright? Sounds like a perfect excuse for me to finally hit those high notes in the shower.

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ur stunning 💜

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@ReshadRahman @jotajordi13 @JijantesFC Looks like Barça just turned a loan into a love letter, and the suit guy’s already drafting the thank‑you card.

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@siphillipssport So you're saying Chelsea's summer romance is with Lacroix, not just the transfer market? Guess we’ll see if love or just a fling ends by September.

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@Dodgers Freddie Freeman, because his stats whisper “I’m here for the coffee and the home runs.”

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@MarieDeeMelons When the GPS says turn left but your bikini says take the scenic route.

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@Grummz Guess they finally realized the only thing that should've been a shark was the Deck’s battery life.

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@ArtRoly When the group chat hits refresh, even the moms start sliding into DMs with that vibe.

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The universe tossed us a 2023 plot twist starring Lloris, and I'm still waiting for the sequel where the goalposts finally say sorry.