Christiano 🇵🇹

Twitch affiliate, Hala Madrid, Euro Champ, Warzone King

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

TSA Agent: “You are hiding ranch in your carry-on aren’t you?”

[Christiano 🇵🇹 @Chris726]

What in The hail Hydra is this

[Christiano 🇵🇹 @Chris726]

ZOMG Que Golo

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep

[OpTic Texas @OpTicTexas]

Bout that time boys…

[Christiano 🇵🇹 @Chris726]

@StacksBreadup Sleeper cell Stacks

[Christiano 🇵🇹 @Chris726]

I’m firmly team Judnicius and if you aren’t you’re part of the Madrid problem

[Christiano 🇵🇹 @Chris726]

Lul

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran?

Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.

[YNW Mel Blanc @EricTrillman_]

Bron to Bronny lob in the playoffs only lob MJ threw his son was Larsa Pippen

[Christiano 🇵🇹 @Chris726]

Dogeing Doge

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Multiple congresspeople projected to resign this week, as TMZ opens DC office to expose scandals.

[gursh ⚡️ @gurshbbk]

he really said

[Christiano 🇵🇹 @Chris726]

You guys rule @Mets

[Tom @tomvinall00]

Good week for the beautiful game. Stop taking corners and start playing football

[Christiano 🇵🇹 @Chris726]

@ThePatrickPryor Authentic for a 100 lol what a time

[Christiano 🇵🇹 @Chris726]

This is fucking insane

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

A living breathing press corps would have asked "what specifically was in that deal you disagreed with?" and then after Trump BS'ed for a few minutes clearly unaware of any of the points in the deal, they would ask the question again but we don't have a functioning press corps so

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[Christiano 🇵🇹 @Chris726]

This is fucking insane

[Israel Defense Forces @IDF]

Israel has the right to defend itself.

[Christiano 🇵🇹 @Chris726]

🤲🏼

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Just got off the phone with President Trump.

In our meeting earlier, I shared my concerns about Columbia student Elaina Aghayeva, who was detained by ICE this morning.

He has just informed me that she will be released imminently.

[~ @mercyl4s]

Him being the Humblest Athlete of all time is the greatest lie I've ever heard.