Chris Horney

COO for Murphy Real Estate Services, father of three beautiful ladies. Boilermakers/Colts/Pacers/Cubs/Blackhawks fan

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@Dirtdog Absolutely!

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@Dirtdog I wasn’t 128 pounds until I was 16, lol

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@Dirtdog Can second this

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@Dirtdog It’s on YouTube, was 3 hours and 45 minutes for 3 projects……

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@Dirtdog It’s ok, sat in a Village Council meeting proposing a new luxury apartment building and the Mayor asked us, “why do you think 115 people would want to move to our town?”…….

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@Dirtdog @McDonaldsJapan @McDonalds Once you try a bidet, you will never go back. The Japanese have it right here

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@Dirtdog @Raiders Permanent north, count me a psychopath. It’s because I learned to drive with a physical map, and you would never keep flipping around your map every time you made a turn to go to a place. So I can only think about traveling with the map as it would be, north being up

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@Dirtdog I thought $850 last week was bad….

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@jsynergy @Dirtdog It would be a conversion

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@jsynergy @Dirtdog Commercial/retail

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@jandreini1 If you’re wearing that stache and suit, I’m definitely stopping by.

[Hazell Your Hat @CoachHazellsHat]

On to next year ...

Every time this is retweeted, Daniel Jacobsen has to eat a sandwich.

@BoilerBall

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Make sure to remember that said paper must then be notarized by someone else to ensure that no one can possibly forge something. You can buy a home with Docusign and many other things 10x as expensive, but a piece of land, no way!

In Ohio you have to physically sign the docs in Ohio or your loan isn’t enforceable……

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@Dirtdog @elonmusk lol, they had much bigger problems than the Somali’s, but I’d imagine the people I’m talking to now aren’t big fans of what’s happening with all of this. Gives the entire industry a really bad look

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@Dirtdog @elonmusk We built three daycares in MN, all finished the end of 2024, just in time for Higher Ground to tell us they weren’t going to open them because they were going to file for bankruptcy. Fun times! Still working to backfill them, those are 3 of the 4 I have left…….

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@dirtdog Don’t invest anything you can’t lose completely and don’t need back for 3-5 years at a minimum. Also, depending on the type of investment, be prepared to invest additional capital if necessary

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Slow long term death, where it’s probably ok to own in the short term but in mature urban adjacent markets I can’t fathom developing or owning either an oil change and gas station long term. You’re just playing a game of which one closes first. Forget electric, newer cars need less oil changes by 2-4x

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Shohei is an absolute MACHINE