Chris McKinney

Lawyer / Referee
(in no particular order)
UK ’02 - #BBN
SMU ’05

[Chris McKinney @ChrisAMcKinney]

@SouthwestAir WN1960…The person on the phone says I’m not going to miss my connection, despite the laws of physics suggesting otherwise (and no one seeming to be in a hurry to leave Houston). Help?

[Chris McKinney @ChrisAMcKinney]

Agreed. Men should stop dressing like children.

[Justin Logan @JustinTLogan]

America cannot be great again until the epidemic of men in suits wearing white-soled casual shoes is extirpated.

[Chris McKinney @ChrisAMcKinney]

@UKSportsNetwork @SteinsStuds @UKAthletics @KentuckyMBB Um, what? Who?

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I appreciate all the “One Day for UK” emails, but I have a question: If I were to make a contribution, would there be any way to ensure it would not land in Mitch Barnhart’s golden parachute? @universityofky

[Chris McKinney @ChrisAMcKinney]

@5min__crafts I don't know why X thought I needed to see this, but this is a Half Windsor. Also, where's the dimple? Let's pretend we live in a civilized society.

[Chris McKinney @ChrisAMcKinney]

@SheLovesTheCats …temporarily. We all knew they’d wind up together in the end.

[Chris McKinney @ChrisAMcKinney]

@leeamanda002 @DietCoke_Esq I never considered that people might not know this. The second option feels like “hooked on phonics” gone wrong.

[Chris McKinney @ChrisAMcKinney]

Today is National PB&J Day AND National Burrito Day. I am open to ideas to unite these two items, independently so marvelous, yet together so repugnant. 🥪 🌯

[Chris McKinney @ChrisAMcKinney]

@laimee76 I mean, who doesn’t? I dropped “cattywampus” over dinner last night. There was no other way to describe the relationship between the booth and the table. 🤷‍♂️

[Chris McKinney @ChrisAMcKinney]

@SMUBasketball @rhettlashlee Hated this move for UK, but love it for the Ponies!

[Chris McKinney @ChrisAMcKinney]

@MedcalfByESPN The answers are all “yes.” Texas BBQ will change your outlook on life.

[Chris McKinney @ChrisAMcKinney]

@LGonTV St. Pete and Oakland are asking for a definition of “worst.”

[Chris McKinney @ChrisAMcKinney]

@KySportsRadio “nor” feels wildly out of place

[Chris McKinney @ChrisAMcKinney]

@MedcalfByESPN Dress like you aspire for a cooler climate, then STAY INSIDE.

[Chris McKinney @ChrisAMcKinney]

@united How short must one be to sprawl out horizontally across three seats, without having his or her legs broken by the beverage cart?

[Chris McKinney @ChrisAMcKinney]

@Jakesbbn Remind me: how long did it take Cal to rebuild after Billy? And that was before the transfer portal and NIL?

[Chris McKinney @ChrisAMcKinney]

I’m as disgruntled as anyone, but “biggest failure…in decades” may be overselling it. I still remember Billy G.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Mark Pope's Ass Is Firmly On The Hot Seat After Leading The Biggest Failure Of A Season Kentucky Basketball Has Seen In Decades https://t.co/tQPYeDEfmY

[Chris McKinney @ChrisAMcKinney]

Rockets/Bulls: The basketball hasn’t been pretty, but I love seeing Reed and Dilly (and Nick Richards!) on the floor together…until I start thinking about another UK season squandered. 😒 #bbn

[Chris McKinney @ChrisAMcKinney]

“…administrators’ first priority is to take care of themselves, using other people’s money.”

That sums it up.

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

UK top sports booster calls out Barnhart contract in strong terms

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@SethDavisHoops March is the place dreams come to die.