Chris Altobelli 🌻

Shitty Author of schlocky gore, Cosplayer, former welding robot programmer/operater, bane of The Cumias, & all around asshole from Jersey Pronouns: He/Him

[Chris Altobelli 🌻 @ChrisAltobelli8]

@ThisIsKyleR Nice gunt you got there you limp dicked wannabe.

[Chris Altobelli 🌻 @ChrisAltobelli8]

@ThisIsKyleR Go cry some more fake tears you little limp dicked piece of shit.

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@ThisIsKyleR You're a weak little bitch boy that was too scared or deemed unfit to enlist, so you had to go play soldier somewhere your underaged ass didn't belong. Go cry some more fake tears, cowardly murderer.

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@shatteredsol2 Fucking thank you. 3 years of childhood abuse killed my childhood. People jerking off to drawings of kids are just as fucked as the dude who violated me.

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Finally was able to get a consent form to FEMA so I can handle all of mom's business with them... Fuck Hurricane Ian.

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@amybayless529 @thegoodgodabove Nord VPN helps depending on how long the suspension is for... 24 hours and you're golden, 7 days however even nord can't protect you from that.

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I feel so fucking numb right now.

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@JessicaNigri All I can say is Chomp!

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@rainbloomshop @shatteredsol2 They are a truly stand-alone fruit... #RIPBIGCAT

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@CaptainQr0 in a shelter. The apartment flooded.

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@davidhogg111 It was equally shitty.

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@Trickywii Happy birthday!

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@LipSnot411 @DavidTezanos @OpieRadio You know these idiots really don't realize how easily they can be banned for spreading covid conspiracies...

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@Johnnygfrmbklyn @JoJoFromJerz Micro penis says what?

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@guano_col @mattgaetz 5 bucks says he services "Daddy" and that's why he fucks children.

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@mattgaetz Hey cold cum eater... Happy husbands don't pay 900 bucks to fuck kids.

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@NikkiFried @CharlieCrist Hopefully Mr. Crist will live up to our expectations.

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@sug4rf4iryy @GIGARAT42069 @OnwardAFC @straycat_jpg Dude literally took a private moment of them and thought it was a good way to own trolls... Dude is not only the dullest crayon in the box, but also the tiniest nub of one left.

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@GIGARAT42069 @OnwardAFC @straycat_jpg Bwuahahahahahahaha you're getting dragged for this shit, also the fuck is wrong with you posting a picture of your lady friend in that act for fucking clout.

[Chris Altobelli 🌻 @ChrisAltobelli8]

@shatteredsol2 So far so good. Just had to fight with doctor's office to try and get my mom's Parkinson's meds sent in to the pharmacy before the appointment I had to make for her a day after she runs out, but otherwise still surviving.