Christopher Ankney

Be nice, have fun, learn something.

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Is 2021 my big return to Twitter? (Big is relative)

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@sakuragellyroll It’s no ‘By Mennen,’ that’s for sure. https://t.co/iMnpRAdGE5

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@ryanmer We stopped because, mercifully, our 1 hour free trial of FoxNow ended.

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@clhubes @WhoaStephanie Omg. They were FILMING in my Orange Theory class yesterday. It was horrifying.

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@ryanmer Omg. Can we be MM2 friends?? I can’t play yours right now, but I definitely will tomorrow. I made a level based off the hit 1991 film Backdraft: CWL-LSN-JTG

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Stay tuned later for my Tik Tok video of me quietly taking an elevator just one floor

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I just sent a snapchat to my friends of me doing reconciliation paperwork for my office credit card. So don't tell me I don't understand Gen Z!

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@ryanmer I don’t think I’m part of Food Twitter officially, but I like roasting radishes. *shameless plug* https://t.co/3EwhO0Hq53

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@howeverbal ❤️ Same!! But ‘margaritas’ = wine and ‘listening to Robyn’ = watching Supermarket Sweep

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@clhubes This sounds amazing (minus the sick part). Have a great time! Take tissues!!

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Finally figured out my Halloween costume for this year: Martha Stewart putting a line of medjool dates up her right arm while @guarnaschelli watches in amazement.

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So glad you can see the reflection of my shiny, balding head in this the entire time

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Alexa has a special message for our newest class of MBAs—who are busy working on the Business + Impact Challenge today! https://t.co/CMN0XHjqq1 #RossImpact #goblue

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Do you know a student who would like an internship (FUN! PAID!) this upcoming semester? I'm looking for someone to assist with some media production tasks - please share! https://t.co/iVsCzMrrP0

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@clhubes You getting a brand deal with Shrek is now on MY vision board.

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@tamzcam @TerryKoz @mtthwjdms @thewritHER !!! I will now be working this into every media plan from now until... well until I’m eventually fired for putting this into every media plan.

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@ryanmer halfsies?

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Came across this gem in the opinion section of the Lake Gaston, NC newspaper. Bold stance, my friend!

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Hi, Poison Control? Yeah I just put Bengay on an injury and then chopped an onion. My nostrils fell out of my face. Should I be worried?

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@EdTheRevelator Except this time I'll allow drinking.

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I'm about to start a nostalgia bender. Tonight I'm seeing a Mr Rogers movie in theaters and DVR-ing new episodes of Double Dare. If anyone wants to play foursquare and eat Fun Dips (cherry only) tomorrow let me know!!