Chris Auge

[Chris Auge @ChrisAuge]

@dotspretzels what's going on with the southwest flavor? Can't find it in stores or online.

[Chris Auge @ChrisAuge]

@DakotaElec what's going on with this outage?

[Chris Auge @ChrisAuge]

@StrongBadActual @wizards_magic Can we get a Homestar/MTG collab? Secret Lair or set, people would lose their minds.
Strongbadia land, Human-Dragon Trogdor, etc.

[John Hammond @SpareNoExpens]

Ya know you try to control prehistoric DNA and make them all female.
Then they go and become Trans. Absolute Cinema.

[John Hammond @SpareNoExpens]

Dr. Wu insisted we could control every variable and yet here we are, dinosaurs transitioning and absolutely thriving. I did say we spared no expense especially on self-expression 🦖🏳️‍⚧️

[John Hammond @SpareNoExpens]

My Dinosaur's are starting to use pronouns such as, Rex/Rexself, Tri/Ceratops. This is dangerous territory soon they will want basic rights.

[John Hammond @SpareNoExpens]

All genders are a construct when you genetically engineer Dino DNA with a frog. They swap sex all willy nilly.

[John Hammond @SpareNoExpens]

My Park is woke propaganda, we have Trans dinosaurs.

[Chris Auge @ChrisAuge]

@NWSTwinCities Is there an ETA on the next update?

[Chris Auge @ChrisAuge]

@Disney @hulu Canceled my subscription cause you caved to fascist pressure. I won't be coming back.

[Chris Auge @ChrisAuge]

@imaSpaceboy Did James write this?

[Chris Auge @ChrisAuge]

@ChuckWhiting @ChrisMurphyCT It the US would declare that we're sending the full force of our military to help Ukraine, Putin would back down instantly. If he doesn't, Shock and Awe 2.0.

[Chris Auge @ChrisAuge]

@ZelenskyyUa I'm so sorry we elected Trump, you don't deserve how they have been treating you. Just know that there are millions of real Americans that support you and your country. If I had my way, we'd send the full force of our military in to help you regain your land.

[Chris Auge @ChrisAuge]

@JustinRoiland They better hire you back or Adult Swim and Hulu are dead to me. This whole guilty until proven innocent thing needs to stop.

[Justin Roiland @JustinRoiland]

justice

[Chris Auge @ChrisAuge]

@Yelp your author of the best burrito in every state article seems to think that Detroit is in Minnesota

[Chris Auge @ChrisAuge]

@LinusTech

[Chris Auge @ChrisAuge]

@LegalEagle Here's an interesting case that could set a dangerous precedent. Would love to hear your input on this case. https://t.co/rhDHIhCJnH

[Chris Auge @ChrisAuge]

@Google Hopefully, this one has face unlock.

[Chris Auge @ChrisAuge]

I will literally never call it the "metaverse"