Chris of Ballard

Christian. Multi-intsrumentalist (sorta). Singer (definitely). Tesco Dotcom driver. List maker. Madman.

Any views expressed my own because of course they are.

[Chris of Ballard @ChrisBallard94]

Probably the most important thing I've ever written. Currently shown with someone else's picture because rocur account.

[Simon of Romford @PeopleOfUK]

"I have no sympathy for people who commit suicide because it's selfish".

Right. Listen here work colleague. Imma learn you some stuff about that.

No-one with something such as depression would ever commit suicide for a selfish reason, even when the consequences do seem so.

[Chris of Ballard @ChrisBallard94]

@SW_Help hi, is there anything that can be done about rowdy passengers in a quiet zone without me looking like a lemon? I'm trying to relax there's just so much noise.

[Chris of Ballard @ChrisBallard94]

@autosport 🔴

[Chris of Ballard @ChrisBallard94]

@NoContextHumans It's 18, unless you're adding brackets, in which case it could be 0, 6 or 12 as well.

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@yowhereamidude @NoContextHumans Wrong way around my guy.

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@metaimmutable @NoContextHumans Who's to say that that's the value of those symbols? The answer might well be π. Or if they're Apple products, then the answer is "poor".

[Chris of Ballard @ChrisBallard94]

@mrpeterhonore 10-52 on electric. 12-56 on acoustic. 45-100 on bass (I started on bass so I like a thicker string).

[Chris of Ballard @ChrisBallard94]

@HillF1 Sebastian Vettel got Pole at his first qualifying at Suzuka.

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@MattP1Gallagher 9.5

[Chris of Ballard @ChrisBallard94]

@Planet_F1 No.

[Chris of Ballard @ChrisBallard94]

There should have been at least 2 bunker reviews there. Basing it on what's been done so far in the world cup, at least one is a red as well. #rugbyworldcup2023 #BBCRugby

[Chris of Ballard @ChrisBallard94]

@Planet_F1 Not quite. Peak Lewis is untouchable. But at the moment they're absolutely equal.

[Chris of Ballard @ChrisBallard94]

@SixNationsRugby Fiji.

[Chris of Ballard @ChrisBallard94]

It's okay. The woman's team is still good.

[Chris of Ballard @ChrisBallard94]

@formularacers_ Mercedes, then probably McLaren, then Ferrari, then Red Bull.

[Chris of Ballard @ChrisBallard94]

What was that? Really, what was that?

[Chris of Ballard @ChrisBallard94]

@formularacers_ Well, it's Britain no contest.

[Chris of Ballard @ChrisBallard94]

@Planet_F1 Hamilton
Rosberg
Bottas
Schumacher (at Mercedes, he's in second if we're talking whole career).

[Chris of Ballard @ChrisBallard94]

@autocar This has got to be fake, surely?

[Chris of Ballard @ChrisBallard94]

@NoContextHumans 1. Errrrrr.
2. Guns.

[Chris of Ballard @ChrisBallard94]

@PeopleOfUK I did forget but now I have been unforgetted.