Chris Balmer

Passionate about travelling, newcastle united, I've got a very good thing going on and feel blessed.

[Chris Balmer @ChrisBalmer3]

#TheNewsIn4Words

All bad no good.

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Man on a sledge.

#SnowDayAMovie

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#ILoveDrivingBecause I really hate walking.

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#IHopeNoOneSeesMy internet history.

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#ICantHelpFeelingLike I feel, largely due to the fact that's the way I feel.

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When i woke up i felt it was necessary to check the #barcapsg score again. Apparently I wasn't dreaming...

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Fucking unreal. I only caught the last 15 minutes, best ending to the match I've watched as a neutral!

[Chris Balmer @ChrisBalmer3]

Spiced up the lives of every football fan in the world last year. #Ranieri will still be remembered as a legend. Fuck you Leicester.

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@ped25677 Geeza 👌

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#IStoppedLookingFor my dad.

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#ValentinesDayIn3Words

Waste of money

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Wanking
Elite
Draining
Nobley
Everlasting
Spunk
Desires
Alieviated
Yours truly

#wednesdaywisdom

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#ICareEnoughTo acknowledge you want me to listen.
Just not enough to actually listen.

[Chris Balmer @ChrisBalmer3]

#StealAFilm

Looter

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supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

#MySelfIn1Word

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#AddABandToATvShow

30 - 6 = 24 seconds to Mars.

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#MakeSureThisMondayDoesntSuck

⤴ Not possible after the session I put myself through saturday. #stayawayfromsatansdandruff 😂

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#PornABrandSlogan

Kentucky Fucking Chicks. Fingering licking s'all good

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#PornABrandSlogan

McDonald's. I'm shoving it in you.