Chris 🐨

#OTFGK | He/Him | Blocked by Hulk Hogan

[Chris 🐨 @ChrisBarn_]

@ackarori I remember one time I got hospitalized for being a SpongeBob fan and they put me in the Squid ward

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA 2021: “You can’t tell me to wear a mask.” “You can’t force a vaccine.” “You can’t make me stay home.”

MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply and nothing bad happens.”

[Chris 🐨 @ChrisBarn_]

@Tectone You're such a fucking loser lmaoooooo

[bea ✮ @tubz4u]

my apologies connoreatspants I really was not familiar with your game

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

[Chris 🐨 @ChrisBarn_]

@taybehere Can I come in?

[Chris 🐨 @ChrisBarn_]

@theneedledrop

[Chris 🐨 @ChrisBarn_]

@Patterrz Big Patterrz guy over here 😎

[Chris 🐨 @ChrisBarn_]

@chinchilladas Dewgong is my all time favorite Pokémon but I feel bad picking him because he deserves to be in the water. So I'll pick my #2 Delibird 😊

[Chris 🐨 @ChrisBarn_]

@girlwreckage Nah, there's gonna be a big epic fight scene that'll end with Mike waking up in his bed. Then he'll say "That was a strange dream... But *looks at camera* I've drempt Stranger Things" *fades to black*

[Chris 🐨 @ChrisBarn_]

@HiddenPowerPod You mean to tell me that the starters for a game where one of the biggest gimmicks of it is Mega Evolutions are getting Mega Evolutions? 🤯

[camilia || saw babymetal !! (may 16) @_camimetal]

yes
#BABYMETAL #METALFORTH

[𝕯𝖆𝖟𝖟 @Dazzshallperish]

If you listen to AI music. Stop breathing.

[Chris 🐨 @ChrisBarn_]

@diavelsiita @diavel_info Yoooo, I just listened to Last Love Letter and it's so good! Consider me a fan 🥳

[Chris 🐨 @ChrisBarn_]

@diavelsiita Been obsessed with this album lately 😁
https://t.co/By1Ja1djMa

[Chris 🐨 @ChrisBarn_]

@libsoftiktok @Starbucks Y'all are fucking weird lmao

[kylie @ryliekeeves]

CLE 17 - 41 BAL
Final

CAR 22 - 27 ARI
Final

PHI 20 - 17 KC
Final

SEA 31 - 17 PIT
Final

ATL 22 - 6 MIN
Final

BIRDIGAMI! All five bird teams in the NFL have won in the same week for the first time since 2020.

(Idk if it happened before then, I haven’t looked into it.)

[Brian Coulter @PhilaBCoulter]

Those teams were the Bengals, Lions, Ravens, and Colts.

They went 4-0 today.

[Chris 🐨 @ChrisBarn_]

@HoodlumCallum When're we getting any Dewgong love? 😭

[Chris 🐨 @ChrisBarn_]

@HoodlumCallum Stonjurner shaped obviously