c-bo franchise

I like bowling, golf, softball, guitar, being in a band, and video games. I’ll do most of those things again in like 5 years when my kids are older.

[c-bo franchise @ChrisBenedict]

Life pro tip: if you have to fart, try to do it while opening or closing a door. Then say “hmm.. I guess we should get some WD-Farty for this door...”. Your spouse or coworkers will love this joke.

[c-bo franchise @ChrisBenedict]

@laurenebenedict At this rate you and I should both have it exactly on Xmas morning

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

at thanksgiving my sister said she didn’t think i should talk about aliens this year, she was like i believe you but last time you were standing up while you were talking about them and everyone else was sitting down and i think people were scared

[c-bo franchise @ChrisBenedict]

@laurenebenedict Which neighbor?

[c-bo franchise @ChrisBenedict]

@laurenebenedict Nick Kramer?

[c-bo franchise @ChrisBenedict]

@laurenebenedict

[Douggpound @douggpound]

Some baby name ideas for preggy folks:
Gland
Sniper
Industrée
Pliss
Hamper
Vest
Pistol
Survivor
Likeael
add yours below please

[Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker @OfficeHrsLive]

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[ClickHole @ClickHole]

A Beautiful Tribute: This Woman Is Using An American Flag-Themed Disposable Napkin In Honor Of Her Country https://t.co/rp5FTWcpE3

[doctor longcheese @seahorseradish]

the reproductive system is fascinating

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

my gf leaves this in my enclosure so i can have some enrichment while she’s away

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"But it was a contest for children!"
"Yeah, and Homer beat their brains out!"

[c-bo franchise @ChrisBenedict]

Hey Vic “Fins Up!” From Atlantic City @VicBergerIV

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Husband: Hey babe, turn on HBO max

wife: HBO max? You mean Max right?

husband: Max?

wife: Starting may 23rd hbo max is just Max

husband: Just Max huh? I like the sound of that. is anything different?

wife: No.

Husband: I love you so much

wife: i love you too

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

just remembered there’s a Good Doctor episode where one of the nurses flashes a kid right before both of his eyes are surgically removed to honor his wish of seeing boobs one time while he still can

[c ⋆ ｡ ✭ @fvoriterecord]

I tweeted this on my priv but if you care he’s into zulu, mspaint, incendiary, khruangbin & alvvays I’ve been listening to some of them and he has such interesting taste lol lots of hardcore punk

[Lambgoat @lambgoat]

The Blood Brothers' 'Burn Piano Burn' was released on this day 20 years ago.

March 18, 2003

[c-bo franchise @ChrisBenedict]

@laurenebenedict

[c-bo franchise @ChrisBenedict]

@punchtheclock 👨🏻‍🦰

[c-bo franchise @ChrisBenedict]

Cute little endgame #fortnite