I can barely taste the flavour of tic tacs anymore as I consume more than 100 a day and my tastebuds are fried! @tictac please release an ultra-strong version - I am happy to help with funding.
By having an intravenous coffee drip attached to all #MirageTech employees, as well as my friends and family, I ensure they will be alert if I speak to them. #innovation#solutions#miragetech
#MirageTech is taking a stand against mental illness! We reduced the number of employees with mental health problems by 6000 last year. On an unrelated note, redundancies also increased by 6000 in the same period.
An hour of thumb crunches every evening means I have one of the FIRMEST handshakes in the world. Excellent for good first impressions; can also send business rivals to hospital with shattered tendons if needs be.
#MirageTech's augmented reality technology has incredible applications for ethnic minorities - making their lives seem better without the need for societal change. #augmentedreality#noneedforchange
#Miragetech's augmented reality systems are giving old people the experience of being outside even when they are stuck at home. Great advertising opportunities for firms too. Advertise straight to their brains with #augmented#ads