Chris Bogart

Official representative of Melvil Dewey, designer of the Dewey Decimal System

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Just got called an improvisational jazz scientist. Wing that shit baby, quit planning nerd

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Why would anyone go to an ice cream parlor and get a milkshake. If you get a milkshake, go back home to your room with four white padded walls, and don’t come out until you know better

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Chris Bogart, brought to you by: the letter p

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Butterscotch Krimpet

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I loved pierce brosnan in monster house

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parrots can literally talk, why is everyone so ok with it

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Slim and petite ways to die: how to look your best as you leave the mortal plane

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RedBull breadbowl (hot)

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Plums are stupid

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I would like to fall into more traps. Not enough traps these days

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Drink of the summer is carbonated syrup spread the word

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Talking and listening are much better forms of communication than reading. Reading is a zero/10 communication form. How much better would this tweet be if it was spoken to you

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My brain is a milk dud

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I am one object among many

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Deep down everyone loves minions. Even you reader, even you.

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Bitches love minions

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Semi colon does not deserve to be in the home row. Get that bullshit punctuation out from underneath my pinky finger

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Christopher Columbus invented tomatoes

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I’m selling vitamin C tablets for 22 cents a pop. They’re hot off the pill press, come and get em

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Bring your own fork girl you know I don’t provide it