Chris Broufraud

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Sources just told me that LeBron is going back to Cleveland y'all! Its a done deal!

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Sources close to LeBron tell me he listened to 'Bone Thugs-n-Harmony' in the whip today. Its official. Back to Cleveland!

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Sources say Chris Sheridan is a liar! I make up the LeBron rumors around here, not him!

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Source: Las Vegas. 3pm. LeBron. Riley. Circus Circus. They are going to work this out over a game of Double Dragon

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Earlier I reported that the "wind is blowing LeBron back home". Actually, it was just a huge fart by Rick Ross. My apologies.

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Smush Parker, Samaki Walker still stuck in Superman’s Phantom Zone along with General Zod for another 200 years, sources say.

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Sources say Derrick Rose high fived Melo when they met, breaking his hand in 3 places. Out 2 more years.

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Sources: Chris Bosh strongly leaning towards retiring to follow his dream of playing Littlefoot in the Land Before Time Broadway musical.

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Source: Melo could sign with Bulls, Lakers, Knicks, NASA, Def Jam or Suge Knight at any time on a day ending in day.

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Sources say LeBron entered a bathroom stall just now. Not sure if he was sitting down or standing up.

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Source: Raymond Felton traded $14 for a bucket of hot wings and a liter of Cherry Coke no more than 15 minutes ago.

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Source tells me personally that there is a 50/50 chance that a coin that LeBron flips will be heads. That source? Albert Einstein.

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Sources tell me that the Cavs will pick Andrew Wiggins

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I've received many texts from NBA players and owners that support the ban. And by texts, I mean I read their tweets.

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Sources in the NBA tell me Donald Sterling has been banned for life.

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Source: I have many of them.

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Raymond Felton used his one call from jail to tell me that he decided to no longer play for the Knicks. Or anyone else ever again.

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Confirmed that Danny Granger goes to the 76ers for Evan Turner and some other guy. Confirmed that the Sun came out today too.

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Heard a rumor I make up trades because I need to feel important. That is not true! I do it because I need the money. Hookers ain't cheap!

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'Eric Maynor to Sixers' is trending. I mean, Eric Maynor contacted me directly to tell me he was traded to Sixers. More news to come.