Christopher Butler

Journalist. Ruston, LA native. @LaTech grad. Masters from @ULM_official. Logic freak. Sarcastic. Textbook introvert. Opinions are mine. Married to @HalcyonDB

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No one ever said “Time for you to die” better than Danny Glover did in the first Lethal Weapon movie.😞

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I’m eight episodes into Dutton Ranch, and Beth is normal compared to how she was on Yellowstone.

Did butchering her brother to death with a large Ginsu knife on the final episode of Yellowstone fix her mental health problems? 🤔

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If bats are blind then shouldn’t Matt Murdock be Batman? And shouldn’t Bruce Wayne be Daredevil? 🤔

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I’m always baffled when I see characters on a fictional television series walking the beaches of “Galveston, Texas”….and in the background I see hills, and I see mountains. 🤔

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Somewhere on a distant planet right now, an extraterrestrial is getting chewed out by his boss for letting our cameras get footage of his spaceship.

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I once flew Spirit Airlines on a flight from Atlanta to Houston. At some point over New Orleans, the plane had HEAVY turbulence. The flight steward got on the intercom and said this:

“If the plane crashes then on the way down please don’t scream.”

R.I.P.

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I want the next Jurassic Park movie to include Joe Exotic, as himself, as a caretaker for all the dinosaurs on the island.

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Ever want to watch a good nerdfight? Join a #StarTrek -related Facebook group and watch people who take this show far too seriously fight a civil war amongst themselves over the cancellation of #StarfleetAcademy.

It's ugly.

I think someone might die. 🤔

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@catturd2 Billy Bob Thornton is great, and the show would do just fine if it was only about him and his co-workers, and maybe his son, but his ex-wife and daughter are spoiled cartoon narcissists who drag the show down more than a few notches.

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Well, this is a first. I fired off an email to somebody. It was a brief email with only five words. Right before I hit SEND, and without my knowledge or consent, Artificial Intelligence added its own text to the email and attributed things to me that I never said. Stay vigilant

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If a you’re an introvert and understand where I’m coming from — and I know there are others because I’ve met you on here — then maybe you should buy a copy and donate it to your school library as well.

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I always said if I was wealthy that I would donate @susancain’s book to every public school library in America. So I decided to, at the very least, buy another copy and donate it to my high school library. And the school librarian is accepting my donation.

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If this donation helps one kid who feels out of place and/or is being pressured to be loud and extroverted and to take interest in things that don’t really interest him or her then the donation is worth it.

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Our society is one that highly values extroversion, while the contributions of introverts get overlooked.

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@EricLDaugh As an aside, that may be the cramped airport I've ever had a layover at.

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#sleepapnea

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The @LATech Lady Of The Mist (when no one’s looking).

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@RubinReport On the one hand, the studio is making it without him. On the other hand, I’m assuming he signed away the rights to the franchise years ago, so he should have expected this. The same thing happened to him 45 years ago with Airplane.

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Savannah, Georgia's public school system has fewer teachers and students, but a dramatic increase in school administrators. Are you confused?

#Georgia
#Savannah
#publicschoolissues
#PublicSchool
#education

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