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[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

God works in mysterious ways. Like if you spend decades hoarding wealth and destroying the housing market then one day you have to hear your adult son cumming.

[HOLD THE LINE STARMER #MISTAKESINTOMIRACLES @GarlicCorgi]

This video starts with her using grok to tell her that eggs are a source of protein and really gets special around the :40 mark

[zzz @ChrisCaesar]

@ContraPoints good post about ignoring him

[zzz @ChrisCaesar]

@davidfrum do you know how audiences are counted david

[zzz @ChrisCaesar]

@OpenMass why did you block me on Facebook, lmao. dork behavior 🫵

[zzz @ChrisCaesar]

isn't that wonderful? he is a very tough policeman, very tough, but uh, (grimaces) not so great in the boner department. 'boner,' that's a funny word (laughs). I used to say, 'boner? I hardly know her' but (makes dismissive gesture toward audience).

[zzz @ChrisCaesar]

and he said to me, 'mr. president, sir, my wife is giving me boners for the first time. a real baseball bat, sir. an absolute Stonehenge of a rock. and it never would've happened without the NASDAQ.'

[zzz @ChrisCaesar]

and he said to me, 'mr. president, sir, my wife is giving me boners for the first time. a real baseball bat, sir. an absolute Stonehenge of a rock. and it never would've happened without the NASDAQ.'

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

More like Blessed are the pacemakers

[zzz @ChrisCaesar]

@mikerecine lmao

[zzz @ChrisCaesar]

remember "Mr. Autumn Guy" from The Onion? well, that's me downtown with a weed pen now. not so funny anymore, is it?

[ErnestBorgnineNavalCapDoff.jpeg @poddtadre]

worst movie of all time incoming

[zzz @ChrisCaesar]

sources tell me that Trump cant remember why he got an MRI because he keeps dreaming of Bill Clinton's glistening firehose. sounds crazy but it's true. he keeps saying things like "slurpin on that hawwwg" during meetings with the Joint Chiefs. lots of wet mouth noises. concerning

[zzz @ChrisCaesar]

I'm going to start calling it Mamdani Derangement Syndrome

[zzz @ChrisCaesar]

great day for white guys who say "inshallah" (me)

[zzz @ChrisCaesar]

@chrisgpt @David_Rudnick that's a mirror

[zzz @ChrisCaesar]

what if instead of Steely Dan, it was Steely Don, and instead of Donald Fagen it was Donald Trump. I think it'd go a little something like this:

🎶 I fucking suck real bad 🎶

is that anything? idk. thanks 👍

[zzz @ChrisCaesar]

@MeghanMcCain look, I know you love being a nepo baby but even your dipshit father was smarter than this

[zzz @ChrisCaesar]

@RepHankJohnson are you fucking stupid? did you read this before you posted it