Chris Caplinger

Papa bear & trophy husband. Residing somewhere at the intersection of Christianity, politics, sports, & bourbon.

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@Atticus59914029 Cults be weird.

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@kkdumez This just makes me exhausted for you. These man-boys are so desperate to be taken seriously. Never mind their infantile pearl clutching.

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@williamwolfe @kkdumez You might want to sit this one out, Billy.

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@marineg25098360 Has anyone told him about LARPing?

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@PastorBenMarsh Sorry but anyone who thinks this kind of facial hair is a good decision is most definitely not the Barbie movie’s target audience…

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@Acyn “That isn’t what we’re saying. But watch as I twist myself into literal pretzels saying exactly that…”

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@thescottbarber @Eric_Conn Sad that vaguely religious word vomit is what passes for Christian thought nowadays.

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@JoeyMannarinoUS Didn’t have “MAGA seeks refuge in Europe as a last bastion of the far right” on my 2023 bingo card, but here we are…

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@kkdumez Nothing says “I’m a serious intellectual force” like misspelling the word profitable.

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@Faieby

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@AndrewNWoodard Never have I heard someone trying so hard to sound intelligent while sounding so stupid.

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@Mike_Pence

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@CornelWest

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@seanfeucht @dianabutlerbass Wait. I’m confused. Are we supposed to believe in America’s inherent exceptionalism or that it’s the Roman empire?

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christian nationalists would be so mad if they knew satan already tempted jesus with all the kingdoms of the world and jesus didn’t want it

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@TylerHuckabee Only FB could make a Twitter that is somehow worse than Twitter.

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@TylerHuckabee Anyone who knows anything about the CoN knows that the Horse and His Boy is absolutely the best book right after the LW&W. If you don’t agree, you are wrong.

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@TylerHuckabee Yup

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@James_Beckmeyer @mehdirhasan If by satirical, you mean getting kicks out of racism, misogyny, and general cruelty because “owning-the-libs”— then yeah, sure.

I’m actually old enough to remember back when BB was actually funny. The MAGA brain-rot is real.

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@hoopersnook @JoelWBerry @iAmHisChosen @colinsmo @kkdumez Yeah. Big yikes. But this is what passes for humor once CNism rots your brain.