Chris Carroll

I am a cat. I’ve accepted it. I’m a bit of a bastard.

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

Surprised he’s not blamed it on the Glazers

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: BBC's Gary Neville blames Islamist terror attack on Manchester Synagogue on "middle aged white men putting up Union Jack flags"

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

@WilliamHill Bit late now init, cheers anyway

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

@WilliamHill #YourOdds Real Betis Vs Chelsea 2-2 at half time 4-4 at full time

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

@Nike Why’ve you made that stripe down the middle of the ball a different colour to the rings on the sides? It looks rubbish.

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

Fireworks are wank

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

An hat-trick

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔵🇫🇷 Christopher Nkunku with an hat-trick for Chelsea vs Barrow tonight in League Cup…

…6 goals in 310 minutes for Nkunku this season.

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

I know the weathers been shit this year but it’s August on Thursday and I’ve not seen an wasp yet

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

Btw I’m not slagging cats, I’ve got one, I just know what she’d do if she were bigger

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

Let’s have it right if cats were big enough they’d eat you

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

@mattfitz0101 You know full well

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

@mattfitz0101 Prick

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

He hasn’t 😭😭😭😭😭

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

Part 2.

The technical detail. The educational part. This is just in the last hour.

I am against tokenism and I am for high journalistic standards.

@laura_woodsy @beewestwood @pearlythingz

#icuminpeace ☮️

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

@mattfitz0101

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

Shut up you tit

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

King Charles, Prince William and Rishi Sunak will not be attending the Women's World Cup final.

If this were the Men they would pay thousands to see it.

The misogyny comes from the top.

RT if these people are a disgrace and the lionesses deserve better.

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

If the blokes were in the final no one would give a fuck whether they were there or not stop looking for problems

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

Why do none of them add up to 100%?

[YouGov @YouGov]

Should there be a bank holiday if the Lionesses win the world cup?

All England
Should: 41%
Should not: 48%

18-24yr olds
Should: 66%
Should not: 19%

65+yr olds
Should: 16%
Should not: 73%

Men
Should: 40%
Should not: 51%

Women
Should: 41%
Shd not: 45%

https://t.co/BrHWWQoGfo

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

Sorry @Jordanhughes_98

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

@Jordanhughes_98 @WillHillHelp Boring

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

@Jordanhughes_98 @WillHillHelp Boring

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

@WillHillHelp Why is the West Ham game being shown as a loser?

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

@WillHillHelp

[Chris Carroll @ChrisCarroll231]

@WillHillHelp O/14473158/0000409/F