Chris Carter

A personal blog of utter shite

[Chris Carter @ChrisCarterr]

Hey @CrossCountryUK love the new spin the wheel! We won the no air con prize today - amazing 👏

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@UndrTheCosh Blur or Oasis?

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@tstafford92 Remember when we signed Nathan Dyer in 2015 👀 Lump on 🏆

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@PintsO_Guinness Bit early to be showing pornographic material

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Hypothetical situation: Leicester go up, can’t sign anyone and start with a points deduction, then stay up with Maresca as manager. He’d become a cult hero. I’ll stick my neck out and say I back him

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The last 10 years have been unforgettable. This is the behaviour of the Leicester I grew up with. Welcome back 🦊

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: UFC’s Dana White says he told a big sponsor to “go f*** yourself” after they told him to delete a social media post that he shared of Donald Trump.

Amazing 🔥🔥🔥

“One of our big sponsors called and said, take that down.”

“I said, go f*** yourself. You vote for whoever you want to vote for and I'll vote for whoever I want to vote for. That's how this works. I don't even care who you're voting for. It's none of my f***ing business. F*** you.”

Video: @TheChiefNerd

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Instagram full of politics know it all’s again today

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@AvantiWestCoast Great! I’m yet to have one, but here’s to hoping 🤞

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@AvantiWestCoast Hey! If I have a positive experience, where am I able to leave feedback?

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@JF20_02 How long ago was Kompany v Leicester?

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Nothing worse than the breath bus first thing

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Oh Jude

[The Card Dealer @TheCardDealer]

Rodri 13/2✅!!

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The entitlement, when he goes on to talk about how his health shouldn’t suffer; with access to the greatest healthcare and nutrition, whilst also being financially stable enough to retire at the age of 32.

Footballers get a lot of unjust grief but he’s well off the mark here.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Van Dijk: “In England we believe the schedules are too busy. The players are getting paid well but it should never come at the cost of our health”.

“We keep having to play more and more games. We as players should start saying something about it, contribute to a solution”.

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VIVA RONALDO!

[Wythenshawe Football Club @WythenshaweFC]

What a second half!

Dickov ⚽️
Bickerton ⚽️
Ly ⚽️
Ronaldo ⚽️

#UpTheAmmies 🔵⚪️

[William Lees-Jones @Will_LJ]

So HS2 will not go to Manchestwr
- this will be announced tomorrow in Manc
-in a disused railway station
-on a train strike day
-at a Tory conference
-when most delegates have already gone back to London

If it was in a script for a TV show it would not have not made the cut

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@shitbritishpics Where are they now?

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Team Europe are absolutely flying. Could be over by tomorrow afternoon 👀