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[christopher @ChrisCencer]

It legitimately makes me sad having to work on such a nice day

[christopher @ChrisCencer]

@DanielTweeterer My condolences

[christopher @ChrisCencer]

@BakerStevenson_ @justinsmith1741 the wireless headphones are an extra 160 bucks they don't come with the phone

[christopher @ChrisCencer]

@justinsmith1741 stavs right you'll never set fire to the aux

[christopher @ChrisCencer]

I've become a pro at cracking eggs with one hand

[christopher @ChrisCencer]

40 in a 55 should be punishable by death

[christopher @ChrisCencer]

I don't think I've ever gotten a good drink from Arby's

[christopher @ChrisCencer]

Complimentary sodas are the best sodas #ThanksPandaExpress

[Shelby Eliuk @Shelby_Eliuk]

Is it just me or is this sex so good I shouldn't have to fck for free

[christopher @ChrisCencer]

Hit me up if you need plans tonight

[christopher @ChrisCencer]

@Alyssa_fox99 me too

[christopher @ChrisCencer]

I need help finishing a couple fifths #partyleftovers

[christopher @ChrisCencer]

Patience is a bitches ass #finalscript

[christopher @ChrisCencer]

Would you rather have a fishing pole or a fish?

[christopher @ChrisCencer]

Just realized the delicious orange juice I've been drinking lately was best by 2 months ago

[christopher @ChrisCencer]

Anyone remember zazzles the cat?

[christopher @ChrisCencer]

Let it bang

[christopher @ChrisCencer]

I wish I had four arms. I could do so many more things at once.

[christopher @ChrisCencer]

Wtf. Did I fall out of a tree last night?

[christopher @ChrisCencer]

Crazy night for the NBA #congrats