Mr. Cabardo

I stay funky like chutney

[Mr. Cabardo @ChrisClarkeJr]

@JamieClay_ @TweetWithNick @lauraoreilly92

[Scully @isthatscully]

Toff is a Tory double agent like Boris Johnson, you let them in because you think they’re a mildly amusing buffoon, but in reality, they’re a dangerous weapon of values that put finance before humanity.

[Mr. Cabardo @ChrisClarkeJr]

@OhAlexaandra can you dm me?

[Mr. Cabardo @ChrisClarkeJr]

@OhAlexaandra long shot but do you still have lorde tickets for Brighton?

[Mr. Cabardo @ChrisClarkeJr]

@GlastoFest @Thomashollern @WaterAidUK u fucking wot m8

[Mr. Cabardo @ChrisClarkeJr]

@DanClarke777 @jonpercy_ 😂 I've been falling in love with strippers for years mate, they only break your heart.

[Mr. Cabardo @ChrisClarkeJr]

@Calvinistic 🔫🔫

[Mr. Cabardo @ChrisClarkeJr]

FUCKING GLASTONBURY!!!

[Mr. Cabardo @ChrisClarkeJr]

@DanClarke777 😂 I remember my first uni pres, I changed everyones names on the slides and didn't show up for it

[Mr. Cabardo @ChrisClarkeJr]

@DanClarke777 rated

[Mr. Cabardo @ChrisClarkeJr]

If you clamp wheels for a living do the world a favour and get in the fucking sea.

[Mr. Cabardo @ChrisClarkeJr]

This office really bites the big one 😪

[Mr. Cabardo @ChrisClarkeJr]

Thanks car ❤️

[Mr. Cabardo @ChrisClarkeJr]

😐🔫

[Mr. Cabardo @ChrisClarkeJr]

@TweetWithNick I wish

[Mr. Cabardo @ChrisClarkeJr]

👏 https://t.co/Iq4z8kJp1R

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Boris Johnson is foreign secretary. So pleased our new Prime Minister has a sense of humour.

[Mr. Cabardo @ChrisClarkeJr]

What is the world coming to?

[Mr. Cabardo @ChrisClarkeJr]

@Dommieisginger @JackEvershed education friends 👬

[Mr. Cabardo @ChrisClarkeJr]

Brendan Rodgers 😂😂😂

[Mr. Cabardo @ChrisClarkeJr]

Waking up at 9 on a Friday is great 🙌