Chris Collins Author

I write fiction. I have sworn a solemn oath to never rest until each and every human on planet Earth can recite all the lyrics to the 1960s Batman TV show.

[NYC's DEATH ROW CATS @NYCDEATHROWCATS]

***RETURN*** NEW PHOTO Lexi was adopted in 2017 as a kitten named "Gourd". Now her owner has decided to return this beautiful gal to the shelter. Lexi is 5+ years old and needs dental care. She is definitely a beauty and she is hoping you will adopt her. https://t.co/U9kDlLmzmf

[RoCo🇬🇧God Save The King🇬🇧 @RoCoGB]

🆘DEATH ROW
🔥DIES 2/24🔥
MJ
#A350608
Age 2.9yrs
Brindle APB
Alleged minor bite by Owner
Forces AC to take
Owner doesn’t care!
Discards her like trash
NOW 1 wk to SAVE
ADORABLE
TIMID
FRIENDLY
Loves doing zoomies
Great on leash
Plz #Pledge
Can YOU
#Foster #Adopt?
CorpusChristi TX

[Susie Davis @reddogsusie]

#TN #MEMPHIS
🆘FINAL PLEA🆘Pizza Pete 1yo with a Fractured Pelvis. As sweet as pie & must exit 2/20 to avoid EUTH 2/21 Pls:
🔹Adopt🔹Rescue🔹Foster
🔹Pledge #MASA20734 HELP🙏🏻

[Chris Collins Author @ChrisCo41228115]

@ianmiles We used to just call 'em homosexuals, lesbians or dykes.

[Chris Collins Author @ChrisCo41228115]

@Gar83m @clownworld In Black Moron-speak, the current synonym for angry is "tight". These are the same dopes that pronounce A-S-K as ax.

[Susie Davis @reddogsusie]

#TN #MEMPHIS
🆘FINAL PLEA🆘Konny 1yo girl with a huge mass or swelling on her shoulder💔So young, so scared & needs vet care🆘MUST EXIT 2/20 TO AVOID EUTH 2/21🆘
Pls🔹Adopt🔹Rescue🔹Pledge
🔹Foster #MASA20779
https://t.co/BTDjqodpKX

[Peter Askin @PeterAskin1]

Grandpa Buster is still alive
a #NewYork cat who wants to thrive!
We can save him yes we can
this lovely old tuxie man!
Adoption would be the best of all
& pledges will save him from a fall!
VERY URGENT! 🙏
https://t.co/ATH7BlrlMb

[Chris Collins Author @ChrisCo41228115]

@tisha_bhat @pilupepper Isn't it interesting that the meat eaters need somebody else to do their killing for them?

While they bloviate about how eating meat is natural for humans.

[RoCo🇬🇧God Save The King🇬🇧 @RoCoGB]

🆘SENIOR ALERT on DEATH ROW DIES 2/24
COCO
#A279829
Boxer MIX
Age 7
Dumped Xmas ‘22
Lost his🏠after 7 yrs💔
Sad & alone
He just wants to give kisses
Sweet loving boy
Grey hairs but still sprightly & playful
Who wants to #Adopt COCO before he DIES?
Plz #Pledge
CorpusChristi TX

[NYC's DEATH ROW CATS @NYCDEATHROWCATS]

Luci wants a new friend to adopt her asap! She is a young gal whose owner brought to the shelter. She is healthy and ready to go to her new furever home. https://t.co/vv7PuCp5kW

[Iza S @Iza_2021]

🆘Euthanasia🆘

Whoever is responsible is garbage!🤬
Buttercream #A3958967 14yo #labrador in poor shape needs a #foster for #rescue in #SoCal immediately!
#AdoptDontBuy 🙏🏼

https://t.co/iTa1pgW3mq

📍Baldwin Park Animal Care Center
4275 North Elton Street
Baldwin Park,CA 91706

[Chris Collins Author @ChrisCo41228115]

@ianmiles Apparently the psychosis won't allow it to shave the masculine looking hair from its face.

[Chris Collins Author @ChrisCo41228115]

@nypost Gee whiz. The criminal is black. How unusual.

[Chris Collins Author @ChrisCo41228115]

@kotzMorg1 @nypost Is that why so many people from so many shithole countries are doing everything they can to come here?

[Chris Collins Author @ChrisCo41228115]

@its_the_Dr Libtards have been preparing society for this for decades by getting the weak and the gullible to accept abstract art.

[Chris Collins Author @ChrisCo41228115]

@ParmEni77655152 @hwwwhww @ZakRi92 @AntiWhiteWatch1 Illegal immigrants come to the USA for 2 reasons:

To escape their awful shithole countries.

To infiltrate our clearly superior culture and weaken it by making ours as much like theirs as possible.

[Chris Collins Author @ChrisCo41228115]

@RandyWuerger @theblackspiderm Blacks will continue to vote Dummycrat.
Most blacks are against gay marriage, are pro capital punishment, and ostensibly Christian.
And they spend their entire lives voting Dummycrat in all elections.

[Chris Collins Author @ChrisCo41228115]

@jessgill03 Unbelievable that this needs to be said.
Straight White Men have built Western Civilization.

[Chris Collins Author @ChrisCo41228115]

@ShotsRangOut Is this Festus from Gunsmoke?