Chris Condliffe

classy

[Chris Condliffe @ChrisCondliffe]

@muzz4life @FrankOnTheRadio .. ha ha she might of done if our parents weren’t there

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@RottenTomatoes Creep

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@BenKoller .. most nights it’s a must .. just kitchen roll tho .. no baby wipes touching my dogs ass

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@dj_chop Ha ha .. me mam nd dad have a gaff in Spain so I know what it’s like this time of year .. it ain’t that hot .. nd u sun bathe like puff also

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@dj_chop @FullContactMTWF .. ha ha .. a look nowt like the shop keeper?!

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👀 Live scenes of all the #NUFC fans who are happy with Steve Bruce as manager

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@russell_kane @carolineflack1 .. class and bang on as ever!

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.. been on the PS nearly 2 hours .. nd according to these 2 mug’s fuckin bong eyed wonky toothed faces .. apparently me times well up .. #despicable @… https://t.co/UrcxZpDgNR

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.. first meal oot as super Condliffe’s .. fish 🐟 Nd chips 🍟 doon the quay .. with a bottle of vino .. classy .. #despicable @ North Shields Fish Quay https://t.co/Gk7pITyQBa

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.. fuckin hell man .. somebody call 📲 the RSPCA .. als av done is turn the heating off briefly Nd moved ther beds cos they were mucky .. 😭😭😭 dry ur eyes man… https://t.co/5GIrQFkWVY

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.. when it’s Boxing Day Nd ur not the designated driver #despicable https://t.co/8TcQI1zuKF

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.. didn’t na seagulls had crimbo dinner also .. #despicable #crimbogravyshit @ Despicable H/Q https://t.co/uVHgoD5RFI

[Chris Condliffe @ChrisCondliffe]

.. u get some funny looks 👀 wearing matching suits driving a stickered up car .. #despicable @ Despicable H/Q https://t.co/h0gDtock50

[Chris Condliffe @ChrisCondliffe]

.. tiring graft waiting for the stick barrier to be raised .. mugs #despicable @ Despicable H/Q https://t.co/P3CtI8GSbO

[Chris Condliffe @ChrisCondliffe]

.. Ernie propa rolled in some fox shit 🦊 💩 before .. nd now he’s receiving the diamond 💎 package at Berts-Deluxe-Dick-Wash 👅 💦 .. perfect day for this stinkin… https://t.co/8DwywgahOD

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.. even tho av upgraded the bullmug blockade from an Ikea step to a shiny big stick .. of which they can rest tha fat heeds on.. they still fuckin hate it ..… https://t.co/a43pWc2cPN