Chris Connell

I fix teeth for money.

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@ManUtd That fact you’d expect him to make most of these saves shows how shit we had it before 🤣

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@TheCinesthetic King Arthur killed his chances of Bond. Didn’t perform well enough. Which is a shame, because the directors cut makes it a much more impressive movie.

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@UtdFaithfuls Yes, but it all makes sense when you remember Amorim was a really poor manager.

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@laurennnn0607 Recursion was *amazing*. Didn’t enjoy Pines as much though.

Replay by Ken Grimwood is similar vibes. It was also brilliant.

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@manunitedzone Aye but you’re not *winning* with this system either…

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@UtdXclusive @sistoney67 At least relegation will drop the share price for a full INEOS take over 🧐

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@BillyMeredithMU Aye, but Liverpool and Arsenal still managed to win some games…

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@UtdXclusive Genuinely both. Lammens permanent transfer, Martinez on loan to help Villa’s PSR. Gives Lammens a year to settle and means neither Onana / Bayindir need to play again.

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@UTDMaI AFCON

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@AdamCrafton_ Would keep both- Zirkzee to fill in at 10 during AFCON and Hojlund to rotate with Sesko. Throwing Sesko straight in means a Hojlund amount of pressure if he doesn’t immediately hit the ground running.

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@TheCinesthetic Scatman Crothers filmed Bronco Billy with Clint Eastwood directly after The Shining. Eastwood is known for only asking for a few takes. When Crothers heard Eastwood shouting “cut” and moving onto a new scene, after a 1st take , he burst out crying in relief.

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@TheCinesthetic Opening night 10.12.01 with my Aunt who gave me the books years before. Core memory created.

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@laurennnn0607 Prophet Song has a kicker of an ending. The Chalk Man has a properly sinister ending. And anything by Stuart Turton usually has a great twist at the end.

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@ManUnitedMedia No money and shows how much Amorim wants improvement in no.10 position. Puts a huge amount of pressure on Cunha / Mbeumo hitting same numbers as last season and keeping everything crossed Zirkzee / Højlund remember where the goal is…

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@TheCinesthetic Saving Private Ryan - Interstellar - The Martian.

The “Rescue Matt Damon” trilogy.

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@MontyPanTurbo @TheCinesthetic Stuck at the top, but not the bottom. Lifts up and then drops back down when he’s digging?

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@nqatpod Worryingly means one/both Mainoo + Garnacho sold for ££ to back Amorim’s style. If he’s gone by Xmas, replacement manager lost significant talent to build around.

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@_PaulHayward Except both teams have reached the final by, you know, beating other teams. Sure Premiership season has been horrible for both, but Europa League is an entirely separate competition.

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Greatest Easter come back of all time.

#MUNOL

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@AliceTalksFooty Ah but at least we’ve got a top quality defence and midfield now…oh…wait…

Yeah they’ve wasted a *lot* of money with nothing to show for it.